[The Human Santapede]

Doctors orders?

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by God

Doctors orders?

Yeah. I have something up with my feet. Struggle to walk and get pain constantly, even when resting. She's tried pumping me full of painkillers and said to use slippers at home but pfffffft. Done eff all

I dunno. Got to see her again

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Miss Elf

Yeah. I have something up with my feet. Struggle to walk and get pain constantly, even when resting. She's tried pumping me full of painkillers and said to use slippers at home but pfffffft. Done eff all

I dunno. Got to see her again

You should smoke a zoot.


Or how about getting an amazing foot massage? Would that help relieve any of the pain?

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by God

You should smoke a zoot.


Or how about getting an amazing foot massage? Would that help relieve any of the pain?

Nah I hit the roof if they are touched

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Miss Elf

Nah I hit the roof if they are touched

You're one of those who has a mass spasm when their feet are touched.


I don't mind mine being touched, but I hate other people's feet.

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by God

You're one of those who has a mass spasm when their feet are touched.


I don't mind mine being touched, but I hate other people's feet.

I don't usually like it (ticklish) but this is pain. I feel for the pup as he keeps sitting on my feet and I scream Poor sod think's he's done something wrong

Meh, anyway, it'll get sorted. Might end up off me tits on high dose painkillers all Xmas

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Miss Elf

I don't usually like it (ticklish) but this is pain. I feel for the pup as he keeps sitting on my feet and I scream Poor sod think's he's done something wrong

Meh, anyway, it'll get sorted. Might end up off me tits on high dose painkillers all Xmas

Sounds like a cracking bloody Christmas to me.

[Good King Glennceslas]

Originally Posted by Miss Elf

Yeah. I have something up with my feet. Struggle to walk and get pain constantly, even when resting. She's tried pumping me full of painkillers and said to use slippers at home but pfffffft. Done eff all

I dunno. Got to see her again

My mum has this problem


EDIT: On topic, yes I wear slippers. I have Homer Simpson head slippers

And on a related note, did you know, you can actually buy slippers you put in the microwave to warm up?

I'm getting my Nan some for Christmas