[Patrick]

Let's be honest though, Football is a tad gay.

A bunch of men running around a field, touching eachother and then acting like they're ******ing kings and posing for pictures as if they're one of those cheesy American familes, after they won a game.

It's laughable how serious these bastards take it and how they all try to come across as masculine and hard, when the only thing hard about them is their dicks when they're chasing another player.