[Chuck]

I never go home after a night out in the morning because I feel extremely guilty seeing people getting into public transport to go to work after I spent the entire night having fun, so I usually go home at 5am max.
If a movie lasts 2 hours, It's gonna take me at least 3 to watch it all because I get impatient and pause it, do something else then watch it again. The same with magazines, I'm gonna read the same magazine 4 or 5 times to read it all.
I read shampoo's labels whilst I'm showering.

-thinks of more stupid things-