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Old 30-03-2012, 06:55 PM #26
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Always thought women were making a fuss over nothing
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my thoughts exactly fruity....Fellas should shove a watermelon up their arse and tell me if it hurts ......lol
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my thoughts exactly fruity....Fellas should shove a watermelon up their arse and tell me if it hurts ......lol
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..well I think we all know it probably will..I would recommend giving the experiment a miss
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continued pain due to toothache >

I've had two absesses under 2 of my molars in the past 3 years, got about 3 hours sleep in a week
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I've had two absesses under 2 of my molars in the past 3 years, got about 3 hours sleep in a week
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To be honest. I do not know, but I can imagine, pushing a baby out your vagina and having it rip open is a little bit more painful than just an oversensitive part getting bruised.

I do not get why men feel the constant need to say it would hurt us more to get kicked in the balls when I don't think it is. Don't get me wrong it ****ing hurts but it isn't having yo vagine ripped open saw style.
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To be honest. I do not know, but I can imagine, pushing a baby out your vagina and having it rip open is a little bit more painful than just an oversensitive part getting bruised.

I do not get why men feel the constant need to say it would hurt us more to get kicked in the balls when I don't think it is. Don't get me wrong it ****ing hurts but it isn't having yo vagine ripped open saw style.
...hmm..a bit graphic Charlie
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Well said charlie, tearing from your vagina to your anus is not pleasant....
How are you doing with those melons fellas?...
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yes this was a while ago now, went both times, and had anti biotics but they didn't work, went to hospital because I had too much tramadol and I went a bit odd, ended up having them out
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I don't know, it could be fun to tear from minge to hoop.
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yes this was a while ago now, went both times, and had anti biotics but they didn't work, went to hospital because I had too much tramadol and I went a bit odd, ended up having them out
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..what's your excuse
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I don't know, it could be fun to tear from minge to hoop.
Aw, see you fellas miss out on the most amazing aspects of being a woman.....
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..I'm not sure what that even means
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what would you like me to clarify for you ammi?
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..actually..I don't believe I want anything clarifying
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What I went through during my first experience of childbirth I can't relate as I've seen mothers of 3 go green when I told them. I was told I was lucky to recover at all.

On the other hand I've seen a man kicked in the groin, he walked away afterwards.

There is no comparison.
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