[Shaun]

"#21 #2" by Caitlea Marcs

[Verse 1: Caitlin]
Hey, I can be a lezzer,
I’m ready to \bate like the best-uh
Hit up Meet the Members, girls get my camera
Claudia's been my bitch since the Lounge, huh
And I am that that young chick, called Caitlin
The bitch your daughter's been datin'
I could freak with Smithy, though he's got a peen and-
You know what Niall become when her weave in
I just wanna sip that clunge with your peeps and
Stream Glee on a Tuesday evenin'
Flick it when Santana's gettin' with Brit and
She know what I get off on, love this season
Now she wanna lick my plum in the evening
And fit that ton-tongue d-deep in
I guess that cunt getting eaten (4x)

[Verse 2: Marc]
I was the Most Loved #2
I'm the up-high ginger, you know what’s up or don’t you?
Word to one Nathan
I’m a rude bitch-ginger, what are you so proud of?
I make polls about poo,
I could fuck you Nate, I’m-a do it too, fuck ya gon' do?
Your Aston Villa sucks, I’m a real tight ginger, bet ya do want to fuck…
Fuck Ben, like where did you come?
You're gay, you're leaving and I still beat you?
Clock's-a-ticking like the Mole, and you're in red too
Caught the plane outta here, packed your bags too, hun?
Shaun you can throw shade, dude
But you're fourth, bitch face it, your days are numbered too
With ya Zeta crew son… fuck are they gone to, huh?
Ginger's better, oooh-run-run!
You could get top, TiBBers, if you do post to
Put your count up, tell the Chambers cunts
I’m a mod that's ginger, chat and games posts don't count.
Bitch I’m 'bout to blow up too
I’m the one today, I’m the new shit, boo, young miss Pullen,
Who are you, Locke, Salman?
I'm above you, cunts.

[Bridge: Caitlin]
Naya (Naya). You heard about the girl I crush on? No? Fail. (No? Fail)
Telling you, she's qt hun (qt hun)
Cait's in the running but she ain't going to fail...
Watch me mastur\bate gurls (\bate gurls)
You post a lot, but you just waste all your time
I'll forget this game soon (game soon)
And won't you all just go and get a... a life, yeah

[Hook: Caitlin]
What you gon' do when I appear?
W-when-when Glee premieres?
Bitch, the night of your life is here
That Marc looks fine, fine (x2)

[Verse 3 - Marc]
Bitch, I’m the most loved #2
With the fifth placed Niamh, it's a full grown zoo
Fuck you gon' do, when your Marc show up?
Bet this bitch won't win, betcha you won't too, butch
See, even if you are really fussed
Claymores'll show up and cause a stir-up too, knob
There's Steph and Tommy with their kmt boo, he'll show cock
for fun, too -- where you finish InOne?
I’m finishing above Chewy-chew
What’s your dick like Scott, what are you into, what’s 'wurkit', dude?
Where did *Kate* fuck up? Tell your bitches keep hating, I’m the number two, huh?
See, even Jamie Pugh, you were
The young new face, but you didn't even place, did you?
Now your shot's up too, hon
I just ruined you, cunts

[Hook: Caitlin]
What you gon' do when I appear?
W-when-when TiBB premieres?
Bitch, the night of your life is here
Eur-o-vi-sion, sion (x2)

[Nathan appears and releases a trio of crazed bears on the unruly braggers]