[Stu]

Being a nail polish rocking gypsy I have no problem with guys indulging in heavy self imagery. My problem with fake tan though is in the name. Fake. You're covering yourself up and making your skin something it's not so women will look at you and hopefully put stock in a tanned image that isn't even real.

Okay so my nails aren't black in reality either [electric blue for those Saturday nights on the town] but that isn't me trying to cover something up or accentuate a positive I don't have. On the contrary it vastly narrows my choice of women down to those who are as hopelessly drunk and bisexual as I am.

So yeah. Hur hur. GHEYYYYYYYYYY!