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BB13 Big Brother 13 started June 5th 2012 on Channel 5, and was won by Luke A. Discuss here.
BB13 Housemates (tags): Ashleigh, Adam, Arron, Becky, Benedict, Caroline, Chris, Conor, Deana, Lauren, Luke A, Lydia, Luke S, Sara, Scott, Shievonne, Victoria, HM Fan clubs (appreciation posts),

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Old 08-07-2012, 01:36 AM #26
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Indy, a twix in the UK has a biscuit base covered in caramel, and then smothered in chocolate, whatever orifice you stick it in, it isnt coming back whole and its gonna be messy...
Here in Portugal its the same thing...
That's just disgusting!
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The comments on this post are hilarious, I am laughibg so hard..

Pop rocks and altoids...
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Reading this thread, i actually feel sick
just ew xD
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Thats nowt...I can fit a whole selection box in sideways.....
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Thats nowt...I can fit a whole selection box in sideways.....
including the box?...
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I don't understand how women can lose things up there, it's not that big is it? I once read that the average vagina is only 6 inches deep.
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I guess I have to watch last night's episode because this thread has knocked me sideways
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I guess I have to watch last night's episode because this thread has knocked me sideways
It was during a game they were doing towards the end of BOTS where they had to guess true or false.
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Oh good lord.

Twix's are really nice, can't be wasting them on cavernous lady bits
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So thats how him and his wife "do it"
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Twix's are really nice, can't be wasting them on cavernous lady bits
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I was just wondering if he lost it inside a woman he failed to tell he was undergoing a change. He said he fooled his wife for 2 months. Maybe he chose a twix because it has ripple like varacous veins, TMI eh, lol. I simply canty find any reason to like this despicable person, sorry but he is disgusting.
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I was just wondering if he lost it inside a woman he failed to tell he was undergoing a change. He said he fooled his wife for 2 months. Maybe he chose a twix because it has ripple like varacous veins, TMI eh, lol. I simply canty find any reason to like this despicable person, sorry but he is disgusting.
He didn't "fool his wife" she assumed he is a man, and he is. How can you fool someone into thinking you are what you are?
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calm down LOL
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including the box?...
Yes, I hide the kids easter eggs there too.....
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Hmm. I dont understand where it could have gone, unless it was left overnight and just kinda...disintergrated or something
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Hmm. I dont understand where it could have gone, unless it was left overnight and just kinda...disintergrated or something
Vicky what you don't understand is that some women have a acidic vaginas and unless kept happy they can shoot their venom out at everybody.
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Vicky what you don't understand is that some women have a acidic vaginas.


Even then it wouldnt completely disappear though, she would be all...sticky and with bits of crumbs inside

This is giving me horrific mental images
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He didn't "fool his wife" she assumed he is a man, and he is. How can you fool someone into thinking you are what you are?
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We are assuming of course that the wrapper was off .
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Even then it wouldnt completely disappear though, she would be all...sticky and with bits of crumbs inside

This is giving me horrific mental images
Crumby vaginas
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We are assuming of course that the wrapper was off .
Kept it in her for a rainy day.
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This thread is actually making me feel queasy
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He said he lost A twix. Singular, If he had not unwrapped it that would be a gold double finger loss and somewhat uncomfortable.
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