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- Too fat and undefined to be a fitness model.
- Too fat and poorly proportioned to be a fashion model.
- Too facially grotesque to be any kind of model.
- Unkempt, rough limbs not suited to be a hand or foot model.
- Too moronic & uneducated to be a spokesmodel.
- Too many unsightly tattoos to be a fashion model.
- Breasts too small to be a glamour model.
- Total lack of a moral center required to be a role model.
- Too small a penis to be a porn model.
- Generally unappealing to the five senses.