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Old 29-07-2012, 10:23 PM #1
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Who has read it? Is it really that great and wonderfully explicit and offering new things in sex, or is it an extension of something we can find on literotica.com?
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If that alone doesn't convince you that this book is utterly awful than God help you.
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It's actually heinous. The Gilbert Gottfried version >
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It's a bit overrated and over hyped I think
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E.L James needs to go release some sexual tension, instead of writing s*** books
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Oh god how embarassing to be known globally for this. When the hype is gone they will call her a sexually repressed woman But anyways heard such **** before
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My birthday is coming up and I was going to give hints to get this as present, but having second thoughts after watching the C4 documentary and the replies here lol
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I haven't, I actually like reading Smithy, I have no interest in tripe like that, If I want porn I'll get a DVD
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Cheeky ****er! I haven't read it actually!

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Most men read/look at 100 shades of porn every day 365 days a year.

lol at women getting a .......book about it

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