[In the Drunk Tank]

Yeah like Arista said it is a current news story and even if you consider it trivial you will see it alongside the more "serious" headlines on every major news website/channel/paper in the country pretty much. Besides, a story doesn't have to be about wars or murder for it to be a serious matter, this has also opened up debates about privacy laws, press freedom, royal security etc etc. How trivial a news item is in your view if subjective, and if you personally have no real interest then I don't see why it's necessary to go off on one in order to express that