[Jamie585]

Day 18:

Spoiler:

Here's a Christmas story for you,
You probably won't believe.
I bumped into old Santa Claus
Last year, on Christmas Eve.
I saw him up on my roof
Parking up his sled.
He gave me a message for you,
This is what he said
I hope the Christmas spirit
Brings you joy and cheer
And when the spirit's finished
Get started on the beer!

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Here's Munchkins, Just gotta do Jordan's now

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Originally Posted by Vanessa

Sorry for the delay, guys. Laptop is playing up.

Do you want me to do day 16 for you?

[Kate!]

I'll allow someone to post Vanessa's in the actual thread when you do it if she absolutely can't do it, I understand about her laptop and its fine.

Ness, don't stress about it, just see if your laptop is working when the time comes, that's all you can do

[DrunkerThanMoses]

I will help her, I dont mind, got nothing to do until 8

[Benjamin]

Right, I've posted the front cover of the calender, so when ever V is ready to start posting Day 1, we can go.

Remember, one day per post.

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...d.php?t=215816

[Vanessa]

I'll try to do it. Here we go.

[Kate!]

Good luck.

[Jamie585]

Done two of Apple's, I'm finished now

Day 18:

Spoiler:

Here's a Christmas story for you,
You probably won't believe.
I bumped into old Santa Claus
Last year, on Christmas Eve.
I saw him up on my roof
Parking up his sled.
He gave me a message for you,
This is what he said
I hope the Christmas spirit
Brings you joy and cheer
And when the spirit's finished
Get started on the beer!

Youtube video

Day 19:

Spoiler:

It was Christmas Eve on a Friday
The shops was full of cheer,
With tinsel in the windows,
And presents twice as dear.
A thousand Father Christmases,
Sat in their little huts,
And folk was buying crackers
And folk was buying nuts.

All up and down the country,
Before the light was snuffed,
Turkeys they get murdered,
And cockerels they got stuffed,
Christmas cakes got marzipanned,
And puddin's they got steamed
Mothers they got desperate
And tired kiddies screamed.

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[DrunkerThanMoses]

Good Luck Vanessa, I am doing Day 16 so you dont have more to do

and well done Jamie

[Jamie585]

Originally Posted by Jamie585

Day 11:

Spoiler:

Christmas Cracker


A chubby little snowman
had a carrot nose.
Along came a bunny,
and what do you suppose?

That hungry little bunny,
looking for some lunch,
Grabbed that snowman’s nose,
Nibble, nibble, crunch!

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Day 12:

Spoiler:

Christmas Puppy


No one’s hangin’ stockings up,
No one’s bakin’ pies;
No one’s lookin’ up to see
A new star in the sky.

No one’s talkin’ brotherhood,
No one’s givin’ gifts;
And no one loves a Christmas tree
On March the 25th.
Well, except you Moses.

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Day 13:

Spoiler:

Robin


Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the place,

Were chocolate candy wrappers - no surprise when you look at Black Dagger's face.

He stayed up late wrapping presents large and small,

And eating all the stocking stuffers, by the look of it all.

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Day 14:

Spoiler:

Christmas tree


MTVN Made himself A Snowball, As perfect as could be,

He thought he'd keep it as a pet, And let it sleep with thee.

He made it some pajamas, And a pillow for its head,

Then last night it ran away, But first - it wet the bed!

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Day 15:

Spoiler:

Stockings


I like being friends with you and I
Find your company pleasant.
I hope this means a lot because
I've not got you a present.

Sorry Molly

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Day 18:

Spoiler:

Here's a Christmas story for you,
You probably won't believe.
I bumped into old Santa Claus
Last year, on Christmas Eve.
I saw him up on my roof
Parking up his sled.
He gave me a message for you,
This is what he said
I hope the Christmas spirit
Brings you joy and cheer
And when the spirit's finished
Get started on the beer!

Youtube video

Day 19:

Spoiler:

It was Christmas Eve on a Friday
The shops was full of cheer,
With tinsel in the windows,
And presents twice as dear.
A thousand Father Christmases,
Sat in their little huts,
And folk was buying crackers
And folk was buying nuts.

All up and down the country,
Before the light was snuffed,
Turkeys they get murdered,
And cockerels they got stuffed,
Christmas cakes got marzipanned,
And puddin's they got steamed
Mothers they got desperate
And tired kiddies screamed.

Youtube video

Finished

[Jamie585]

Good luck Vanessa, And if you need any help, just ask

[Vanessa]

Slade, Merry Christmas everybody

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Dedicated to the very naughty thesheriff433. This song is just like you : fun, jolly and always gets you going! Here's an early Christmas present for you : me as sexy Santa!

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Day 16

Spoiler:

Nativity



Away In a *****s House
No crib for His bed
The little Lord Vicky’s Baby
Laid down His enormous head

The *****s had bright eyes
Looked down where He lay
The little Lord Vicky’s Baby
Asleep on the *****

Away In A Manger

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[Benjamin]

We are nearly done!

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Day 6

Spoiler:

Angel



In Memory of Beastie
Who is too Self-Cantered to care about us,
At home counting her money she never spends
In her mansion that is so cold
Maybe one day she will return as an angel
Maybe when Vicky goes Boom

Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You

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Day 7

Spoiler:

Snowflakes



Born on December the 25th to Mary and Jospeh
Jamie received Gold, Frankincense and the other one
Born in a manger, or in a cave, one of the two
Three wise men came to see him according to Matthew
Or Shepherds according to Luke
Angels also came according to one; forget which one
So in the end we say Merry Christmas to Jamie

Bobby Helms - Jingle Bell Rock

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Day 8

Spoiler:

Turkey



We tried to get Leona Lewis to do this,
but we remember she is not famous enough,
only joking.
Don’t worry Jack, Santa got your letter
and as you have been a good boy this year
you will get your Leona Lewis Perfume,
Your Leona Lewis Doll,
and your 2008 Leona Lewis Calander…
You know, back when she was famous and relevant….
Merry Christmas MM&I

Ricky Tomlinson - Christmas My Arse

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Day 9

Spoiler:

Elf



Introducing Dan, Memphis, Keasha, Angie and Rachel as the Big Brother Elvescat Dolls

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Shakin' Stevens - Merry Christmas Everyone

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Day 10

Spoiler:

Christmas Carollers



“I Hate You All”
You started this Christmas Season in a Negative Way
Basically telling us all you hated us you young Grinch
Don’t come into our houses on Christmas Eve,
to steal our presents and stuff
If you do you might be surprised by our violent snow dogs
So enjoy your banned time, and return as a Christmas elf
Merry Christmas

Carol of the Bells (Metal Version)

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Day 16

Spoiler:

Nativity



Away In a *****s House
No crib for His bed
The little Lord Vicky’s Baby
Laid down His enormous head

The *****s had bright eyes
Looked down where He lay
The little Lord Vicky’s Baby
Asleep on the *****

Away In A Manger

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Day 17

Spoiler:

Christmas Lights



We Wish You a Crappy Christmas
We Wish You a Crappy Christmas
We Wish You a Crappy Christmas
And a Crappy New Year
Merry Christmas Reece

Bing Crosby - Deck The Halls

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[Jamie585]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

We are nearly done!

Have you finished Kate's?

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Just need

Vanessa day 1 - 5 (She posting them now)

and Day 20 from Ben

[Benjamin]

I did Day 20 already.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Oh and you did lol, sorry did not notice

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

Day 20:

Spoiler:

She's drunk again, the old lady next door,
she had too much sherry then had some more,
she'll wake in the morning, no sign of Claus,
just a puddle of piss on her wooden floors.
He came down the chimney, saw the sight,
Guessed she did this every night.
But that's why we love her, this silly mess,
She's kind and sweet and relieves my stress.

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Day 21:

Spoiler:

Have yourself a merry little Christmas dear Locke,
Some people say for Christmas you want Novos cock,
but to those haters we say no, no, no,
We all all know that you want the ho, ho, ho.
So buy her a gift that will blow her away,
before you catch her blowing santa for pay.

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Day 22:

Spoiler:

Oh, look it's so nearly Christmas day,
Ammi's still pining because ukturtle is gay,
she wants nothing more than to unwrap him
so will try no doubt to get him drunk on gin,
but alas her plan will come undone,
so instead she'll ask santa to take her up the bum.

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Day 23:

Spoiler:

Merry Christmas my little ginger friend,
hope your humour never reaches an end,
because if it does then a price you'll pay,
we'll lock you in debates with Kizzy all day,
and while we eat all the christmas dinner,
kizzy will remind you she is the debates winner.

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Day 24:

Spoiler:

Dearest, darling Shaun, don't touch santas sack,
once you have him you'll never go back,
and you'll become obsessed, want him to yourself,
but I'm afraid to him your just another slutty elf.
So instead get too drunk and merry,
touch yourself while wasted on sherry.

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Day 25:

Spoiler:

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[Vanessa]

Boney M, Mery's Boy Child/Oh my lord.

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Dedicated to our fantastic mod Niamh. You made me feel so welcome when i joined the forum! . And you're a huge Damon fan! Brownie points for that! Have a nice Christmas and remember : age is just a number!
Image : Santa Paws!

[Kate!]

Turtle.....you know me so well

[Benjamin]

I just updated it too.

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

I just updated it too.

awww that's lovely.

[Vanessa]

Boney M, Mery's Boy Child/Oh my lord. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=hxm1FlLSfe4 Dedicated to our fantastic mod Niamh. You made me feel so welcome when i joined the forum! . And you're a huge Damon fan! Brownie points for that! Have a nice Christmas and remember : age is just a number!
Image : Santa Paws! http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XU9x8G7khv...00/santa34.jpg