[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

[Judas]

Vanessa BB8, Sophie and Channelle Hayes are in deep discussion over their view on the space-time continium whilst Johnty, Monkety-Tunkety and Eugene physically attack Lesley for the last of her 'magic' pills.


Andrew Neil walks in and begins to suck at the bottle of Dawsons Creek just used by Carole, Kinga and Victor.

[LemonJam]

It's bondage night down at the elevenpence coffeeshop and Hira is in full swing, pegging anyone who gets in her sight.

[Shaun]

Five months after the death of his best friend Gerry Raferty, Sam Brodie steps into the derelict Coffee Shoppe and takes a look at his new business venture. Over the past few weeks he has spent countless hours installing light features and floral patterns, and is now ready for his first customer.

In walks Yusef Islam.

[LemonJam]

Originally Posted by babycakes

The owners of the cafe are delighted that such colourful new patrons have arrived, but are a little concerned that the till is at risk, and the general unattractiveness of the new customers might put off the speed daters due to arrive any minute

Such drama had not been seen at the cafe since the day that Ife did a dump on one of the tables

this is genuinely my favourite post ever on tibb lmfao <3

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Five months after the death of his best friend Gerry Raferty, Sam Brodie steps into the derelict Coffee Shoppe and takes a look at his new business venture. Over the past few weeks he has spent countless hours installing light features and floral patterns, and is now ready for his first customer.

In walks Yusef Islam.

Stuts into BB's Elevenpence Olde Coffee Shoppe..... slams title deeds down on table *recovers from coughing fit from the dust cloud*, grabs interloper by the scruff of the neck, gives them a good old Glesga kiss and then fooks them right out the door.

Rips out floral patterned crap. Justin and Colin start unloading mirrors, cameras, and lots of chocolate, mocca, turquoise and cream colours with a few water features ........ ready to get the place back to it's former glory for the start of the Big 12 event.

*The secret code rule of the Coffee Shoppe must be maintained now and again *

[pices]

Originally Posted by Pyramid*

Stuts into BB's Elevenpence Olde Coffee Shoppe..... slams title deeds down on table *recovers from coughing fit from the dust cloud*, grabs interloper by the scruff of the neck, gives them a good old Glesga kiss and then fooks them right out the door.

Rips out floral patterned crap. Justin and Colin start unloading mirrors, cameras, and lots of chocolate, mocca, turquoise and cream colours with a few water features ........ ready to get the place back to it's former glory for the start of the Big 12 event.

*The secret code rule of the Coffee Shoppe must be maintained now and again *

Yeah, that'll teach him to go squatting, it only looked derelict because Shabby and her Husseys had got in from an open window and made themselves at home.Right bloody mess they had made of it too!!
Just wait till she gets the bill from Justin and Colin:

[tmi]

Originally Posted by Pyramid*

Stuts into BB's Elevenpence Olde Coffee Shoppe..... slams title deeds down on table *recovers from coughing fit from the dust cloud*, grabs interloper by the scruff of the neck, gives them a good old Glesga kiss and then fooks them right out the door.

Rips out floral patterned crap. Justin and Colin start unloading mirrors, cameras, and lots of chocolate, mocca, turquoise and cream colours with a few water features ........ ready to get the place back to it's former glory for the start of the Big 12 event.

*The secret code rule of the Coffee Shoppe must be maintained now and again *

Arrives in the coffee shop and offers Mid a frigging welscake and a coffee, white and two sugars

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by tmi

Arrives in the coffee shop and offers Mid a frigging welscake and a coffee, white and two sugars

Muppet !!!! indeed!!

*hopes you wiped yer feet on the mat, don't want any that valley mud messing up my newly laid down floor !! *

What a surprise ..... *runs to the off licence for some Pimms, Efty's probably drunk it all !!*

[tmi]

Originally Posted by Pyramid*

Muppet !!!! indeed!!

*hopes you wiped yer feet on the mat, don't want any that valley mud messing up my newly laid down floor !! *

What a surprise ..... *runs to the off licence for some Pimms, Efty's probably drunk it all !!*

Efty finally given me a pimmsAndy Murray won.

[tmi]

Did you get my pm

[InOne]

0_0

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Shahbaz Chaudhry is serving up cocktails in nothing but leather trousers.

"Oooh, I'll have a sex on the beach!" squeals BB8's Carole, as she trades memories with Jonathan.
"Remember when my mum died?" he chortles.
"Oh yes! You cried and whispered to me in German!" Carole beams, as Jonathan leaves her in confusion.

Originally Posted by LemonJam

Lesley Brain bursts in in a policewoman outfit.

"Where's the ****ing party at?"

She steals a spliff off of Kathreya who starts crying.

Please don't take any more of my spliiiiifs :'(.

"Shut the **** up Kim Jong-Il" Lesley wrestles her to ground and sits on her face.

james why are we so amazing

[iRyan]

Bonnie Holt opens the door to the coffee shop and struts in wearing 8-inch stilettos.

She takes a seat at the corner table next to Vanetha from Big Brother 6, then proceeds to open up her purse and pull out a 10-inch purple dildo.

She proceeds to spread her legs, positioning each foot on a different coffee table, exposing her pink fleshy labia.

The room immediately fills with the aroma of butterscotch and matured cream.

She then takes her purple dildo, and promptly sticks it up her labia, ooh-ing in a glistening moment of immediate pleasure.

The room glares at her.

"What the fook are you lot looking at!?" she says, confused and evidently defensive.

"Carry on, dear" replies Sam Brodie.