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I'm sure we've had this conversation before, but I don't think women should be pilots either.

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I find some female comedians funny, and some unfunny. I'm the same with male comedians. I don't think having a penis necessarily makes you more hilarious, unless it's very small and you're naked except for a pair of socks.


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lmao why? omg you really are sexist
Omg I dont know why. I've never flown with a female pilot before but I thinkif just before take off, I heard a woman pilot over the tannoy, I'd start screaming
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I find some female comedians funny, and some unfunny. I'm the same with male comedians. I don't think having a penis necessarily makes you more hilarious, unless it's very small and you're naked except for a pair of socks.
I'd say though female comedians material is a bit more limited. Most seem to go for the sexist angle. Not that men don't too, but they seem to have a broader range of the stuff they talk about.
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And if she started telling jokes, I'd jump
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Omg I dont know why. I've never flown with a female pilot before but I thinkif just before take off, I heard a woman pilot over the tannoy, I'd start screaming
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I'd say though female comedians material is a bit more limited. Most seem to go for the sexist angle. Not that men don't too, but they seem to have a broader range of the stuff they talk about.
Maybe they're just getting you all back for years and years of "My mother-in-law is soooo fat...." and "Take my wife.... please!"
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Maybe they're just getting you all back for years and years of "My mother-in-law is soooo fat...." and "Take my wife.... please!"
Well they're failing. They should try something new

Women eh, what are we gonna do with em'!
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Women eh, what are we gonna do with em'!
Men, eh? Can't live with 'em, can't hit them on the head with a shovel and bury them under the patio.
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Dont know this womans name but she shouldnt b3 allowed out in public let alone on telly!
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Most of them are un funny on Mock the week ^
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Yeah... she's not a great example...
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Well you could do that, but you'd probably need help digging the hole x

And such violence I think all those Tarantino movies are corrupting your innocent mind!
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Livia is always winding me up with sexist nonsense LOL it's all in good fun

I'm all about equality really, but women just aren't as funny.
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I can dig holes, I can mow the lawn, I can use power tools, take care of my own car, clear my own gutters, hang wallpaper, pick up spiders, change a fuse.... What I can't do is sit in front of the football scratching my b*ll*cks. So I will admit there are some things men can do that women can't.
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Livia is always winding me up with sexist nonsense LOL it's all in good fun

I'm all about equality really, but women just aren't as funny.
I rarely do this... but I find myself having to on this occasion:

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Well, they say a woman's work is never done...
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