[Marcus.]

on a sunday it me and my lass alone time
no internet just me and her and i am wonding is this to chessey

[LemonJam]

yes

[Saph]

its cute but buy a box of selection chocolates and line the inside of the petal heart with them

[Legend killer]

Marcus hit her with this and you will have her playing the fiddle all night long

I would run a 10 mile marathon with 20 lb weights strapped around each ankle with a small asian man strapped to my back shouting insults at me while whipping the back of my head while a midget on a moped follows me with a paintball gun that's shooting frozen paintballs at my nether regions only to be greeted by a pack of wild hyenas that I have to kill with my bare hands blind folded just shake hands with the janitor that cleaned your high school classroom at the end of it all


I would have all my teeth pulled with zero anesthesia, then learn the most primitive, complicated form of chinese mandarin, and communicate in nothing but hand-written notes (in chinese mandarin) for the rest of my life just to have my ears filled with lysergic acid by someone who high fived you last year.


I would eat 7 bricks, inhale a bucket of cholorine while having the dad from "Everybody Hates Chris" rub his post-workout underpants in my eyes, and willingly put both of my arms in a woodchipper just to play 1 hand of online blackjack against you on a dial up connection.


I would spend the next 45 years of my life in the most far away, isolated region of the Antarctic tundra, and drink nothing but expired milk from 1979 while being waterboarded at all hours of the day and night by aliens who use my toenails and eyelashes to conduct experiments on the dna of humans.

All to have a 1 in 3 million chance of sitting through a 5 hour lecture from your first grade teacher's next door neighbor's brother on incestual relationships between brothers.

I would willingly contract the most severe case of permanent chicken pox ever recorded in human history, and take a Zdeno Chara full on slap shot to my face from 10 feet away just to be able to shake the hand of the man who drew up the architecture for the building in which you are in in this video/picture.

[Joseline]

Just give her a good pounding, thats all a girl ever wants.

[Smithy]

a bit yeah

how long have you been together marcus?

[Apple202]

are you going out with gemma collins

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by Smithy

a bit yeah

how long have you been together marcus?

9 day

try to be a bit romantic

Make sure you do it on her bed, and don't break in to the house in the picture. Breaking and entering is never a good date.

[Munchkins]

are you going out with gemma collins

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by Apple202

are you going out with gemma collins

no apple i am not

[Munchkins]

Nine days and you've done rumpy pumpy
moving fast ey?

[thesheriff443]

give her a great night!, dont turn up

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by Jesus.H.Christ

Make sure you do it on her bed, and don't break in to the house in the picture. Breaking and entering is never a good date.

yes i not going to

i going to sent her out
then do all this

Originally Posted by Munchkins

are you going out with gemma collins

no i am not

[Saph]

send her out?

[Legend killer]

Originally Posted by Joseline

Just give her a good pounding, thats all a girl ever wants.

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by Munchkins

Nine days and you've done rumpy pumpy
moving fast ey?

told you
it was valentines day and i was cought up in the moment

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

give her a great night!, dont turn up

no i will not do that

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by Saph

send her out?

maybe say i forgot something and ask her nicely can she to get it

Originally Posted by Legend killer

what the pic

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Marcus.

told you
it was valentines day and i was cought up in the moment


no i will not do that

thought you hadnt confirmed or denied the rumpy pumpy Marcus, a gentleman never tells and all that?

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by Cherie

thought you hadnt confirmed or denied the rumpy pumpy Marcus, a gentleman never tells and all that?

i told them cherie
have no idea why

[Saph]

Originally Posted by Marcus.

maybe say i forgot something and ask her nicely can she to get it

errrr that might not go down very well

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Marcus.

9 day

try to be a bit romantic

might want to slow down a bit

seems like you're coming on a bit desperate

[Cherie]

in answer to you question Marcus only you can decide, we don't know her from adam so she might love it she might run a mile, not every girl wants the sterotypical roses and chocolate romance, but as you have known her for quite a long time Im sure you can judge for yourself.

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by Saph

errrr that might not go down very well

trying to think how to be nice and get her out of her place so i can do this

Just tell her to get out or the belt comes off.