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View Poll Results: Which one would you prefer to take on a weekly basis?
Playful bite 12 80.00%
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Leg breaker 3 20.00%
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Old 22-04-2013, 04:43 PM #1
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You're a professional footballer, and you've been cursed. Every match you play in from now until the end of your career will result in one of the 2 following incidents happening to you.

Either this:

starts about 15 seconds in



Or this:

starts about 1.36




Quite simple really, which one do you choose?

The playful lovebite or the leg breaker?

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Old 22-04-2013, 04:45 PM #2
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So I either get bitten or have my legs 'broke'? Hmm, the bite looks painful and **** but then again do I really want my legs messed up every match?

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bit because you can stay and still play football
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So I either get bitten or have my legs 'broke'? Or is it that I do one of those to somebody every game?
Your leg isn't broken, you just have to face that challenge every match. You're on the receiving end, not the giving.
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bit because you can stay and still play football
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I'd rather have the bite.
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I like the idea of a bite.
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Id rather risk the tackle....I don't want god knows what bacteria transferred into my bloodstream thank you very much. Disguising it as a playful love bite does not make it any more palatable.
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it was a Evil Nasty Bite
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That bite he should consider taking up rugby. A scrum is the right place for Luis.
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Id rather risk the tackle....I don't want god knows what bacteria transferred into my bloodstream thank you very much. Disguising it as a playful love bite does not make it any more palatable.
Just like your children for the next week - seems that you're alone!









































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Now that's funny.
LOL...oooh biting wit...just like your boy Suarez
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..no, I agree with Annie as well JHC..I'd rather have the tackle as I wouldn't want to be bitten and not know if that person had any blood diseases..

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Players are continually tested for diseases and ailments. I think it's safe to assume he's clear.
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I still wouldn't want him taking a chunk out of my arm...tested or not. It's still a risk
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I still wouldn't want him taking a chunk out of my arm...tested or not. It's still a risk
There wasn't a mark, the skin wasn't broken, and a chunk out of an arm was definitely not taken.
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..what was the injury to his leg..?..I'd still go for that because it would mean I couldn't play again for a while and I'd have more free time...
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Wouldnt want bitten off Suarez, he could chew an apple through a letterbox with those teeth tbh.
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the ladies of TIBB wouldn't like a love bite from Suarez himself?
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Wouldnt want bitten off Suarez, he could chew an apple through a letterbox with those teeth tbh.
He uses coconut powder to freshen his breath and clean his teeth. Now you're tempted. I can tell.
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the ladies of TIBB wouldn't like a love bite from Suarez himself?
Please I'm trying to digest my tea here.
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the ladies of TIBB wouldn't like a love bite from Suarez himself?
As I said, I'd rather risk the leg breaker
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