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DavidMoyes ‏@SirDavidMoyes 10 May
I'd like to announce I've tabled a £20m bid for Leighton Baines. I'd also like to announce that I've now accepted that bid.

DavidMoyes ‏@SirDavidMoyes 10 May
Sad to say some Evertonians haven't taken the news that well and locals in Llandudno have burnt my motor home to the ground.

jan ‏@janicegailey 10 May
@SirDavidMoyes that's terrible they have burnt down your motor home.what a shower of ********

DavidMoyes ‏@SirDavidMoyes 10 May
@janicegailey I've lost all my medals in there.


DavidMoyes ‏@SirDavidMoyes 16h
Scary to think Roberto Martinez has just achieved more in 90 minutes than I did at Everton in 11 barren years. #efc

DavidMoyes ‏@SirDavidMoyes 11 May
Submitted by team to Sir Alex for the charity shield. He has made 6 changes.....

DavidMoyes ‏@SirDavidMoyes 16h
If only the board had backed me at Everton and we could have competed for trophies with the big spenders like Swansea and Wigan.

DavidMoyes ‏@SirDavidMoyes 16h
When Callum McManaman turned 16 I kicked him out of Everton and told him he'd never make it. He knocked us out and now he's won the FA Cup.

DavidMoyes ‏@SirDavidMoyes 16h
Everton fans haven't had glory like Swansea and Wigan. But when they get old they can tell their grandkids about when we finished 6th. #EFC

Brilliant.