[Benjamin]

...when you really need a poo and somebody is taking forever in the bathroom. They have been in there for twenty minutes and I'm struggling to hold on. I really hate this feeling.

[Ryan57]

YES! A POO THREAD!!!

I am actually rather good at holding it in. Once held a poo in for eight hours.

[Black Dagger]

'Oooh more poo threads, just what TIBB needs' said nobody.

[Benjamin]

Not one of my fave topics, I'm not Marc. But it's horrible.

[Ryan57]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

'Oooh more poo threads, just what TIBB needs' said Ryan.

Fixed.

[Benjamin]

Yes, Finally. That feels so much better.

[Lee.]

Oh for ****s sake!!

[MTVN]

I am one of the people who makes people wait ages, always take the newspaper in with me and have a good read

If someone has been making me wait a long time to use the toilet, I wouldn't be in a rush to follow them in.

[lostalex]

yea, more common problem for me, need to piss, go to starbucks, homeless person is taking a shower in the sink.

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by lostalex

yea, more common problem for me, need to piss, go to starbucks, homeless person is taking a shower in the sink.

[Marc]

I hate it, I sometimes have to lie down and pray

[Vicky.]

Whats much worse is when you have a dodgy tummy and are out somewhere. When you have to go NOW but theres no toilets for miles around. And you end up waddling as fast as you can with that moment of dread just hanging there. Then you finally reach a toilet and theres a queue.

[Marc]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Whats much worse is when you have a dodgy tummy and are out somewhere. When you have to go NOW but theres no toilets for miles around. And you end up waddling as fast as you can with that moment of dread just hanging there. Then you finally reach a toilet and theres a queue.

You should politely ask whether anybody ahead of you in the queue is needing just a wee or a poo. Poo holds priority

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Marc

You should politely ask whether anybody ahead of you in the queue is needing just a wee or a poo. Poo holds priority

I doubt someone about to pee themselves would agree with that. They dont care if you crap yourself..

I would rather pee and let someone **** themselves than allow them to **** and pee myself

[GiRTh]

Squeeze out a few well controlled farts and I'm good to go. Don't need the toilet anymore.

[Marc]

But what if they're just there waiting, not desperate. Those people should step aside

[Ryan57]

Originally Posted by GiRTh

Squeeze out a few well controlled farts and I'm good to go. Don't need the toilet anymore.

I do this. However, also still need the toilet.

Very disappointed in many of you not being able to hold on to it. Try eight hours, like I said.

[Marc]

Why did you have to hold it in for 8 hours?!

[Ryan57]

Originally Posted by Marc

Why did you have to hold it in for 8 hours?!

Toilet had broken. Even had to shower, whilst holding it in. Taking your clothes off, whilst needing a ****, and also water being near you is a worrying situation.

[Marc]

S*** in the sink

[GiRTh]

Originally Posted by Ryan57

Toilet had broken. Even had to shower, whilst holding it in. Taking your clothes off, whilst needing a ****, and also water being near you is a worrying situation.

That sounds a nightmare.

[Ryan57]

Originally Posted by GiRTh

That sounds a nightmare.

It basically was. I often hold it for a short while tbh. I tend to go when I want to go, not when my bowl does.

[Marc]

Also why didn't you just go next door or something and ask to use their toilet

[Ryan57]

Originally Posted by Marc

Also why didn't you just go next door or something and ask to use their toilet

I'm one of those who prefers to poo in their own toilet and not other's. No place like home, as they say. Add to that the comfort of having the radio on.