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Old 30-06-2013, 12:28 AM #51
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She stroked and strummed away like she was playing a guitar; a guitar with curves in all the right places. She whispered a soft moaning "no" as her best friend slipped two fingers inside her. Girl on girl, body on body, they rubbed against each other until they reached a climax at the same time, she squealed; she shuddered; and they both collapsed in a fit of ecstasy.
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She stroked and strummed away like she was playing a guitar; a guitar with curves in all the right places. She whispered a soft moaning "no" as her best friend slipped two fingers inside her. Girl on girl, body on body, they rubbed against each other until they reached a climax at the same time, she squealed; she shuddered; and they both collapsed in a fit of ecstasy.

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