[Kyle]

My neighbours cat is the most friendly cat there is. It will sit on your lap and let you stroke it's belly all day, play with cat toys and even make funny little meow gestures that make everybody laugh.

That is until it sees me and then it turns into that cat from scary movie 2. It hisses at me, refuses to let me stroke it and once even used my leg as a scratching post. One day I seriously think this cat is going to top me when nobody's looking, I don't know what to do.

Is there anything I can do? Why does it hate me, I'm a nice person most of the time.

[Marsh.]

Lmao.

I'm looking after my sister's dog at the moment and he wasn't used to me at all, hardly ever saw me so he got a bit depressed, wouldn't eat his food and had a barking fit when I went anywhere near him. Thought I was in for a week of hell.

But now after a couple of days of playing with him and giving him treats, he's calmed down and keeps putting his head on my lap.

But with cats, they can be vicious.

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by 08marsh

Lmao.

I'm looking after my sister's dog at the moment and he wasn't used to me at all, hardly ever saw me so he got a bit depressed, wouldn't eat his food and had a barking fit when I went anywhere near him. Thought I was in for a week of hell.

But now after a couple of days of playing with him and giving him treats, he's calmed down and keeps putting his head on my lap.

But with cats, they can be vicious.

At least your sisters dog eventually gave in and befriended you.

I think the only time this thing will give in is if it puts me in a wooden box with a lid the thing's a chuffing maniac.

It even stares at me through their window ledge sometimes, it doesn't say anything but I can tell it wants to bury its claws in my face and rub its pencil sharpener arse all over my new trainers.

[Verbal]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

My neighbours cat is the most friendly cat there is. It will sit on your lap and let you stroke it's belly all day, play with cat toys and even make funny little meow gestures that make everybody laugh.

That is until it sees me and then it turns into that cat from scary movie 2. It hisses at me, refuses to let me stroke it and once even used my leg as a scratching post. One day I seriously think this cat is going to top me when nobody's looking, I don't know what to do.

Is there anything I can do? Why does it hate me, I'm a nice person most of the time.

I would watch your back, mate

Youtube video

[Josy]

I think it's possible but I don't really know I just wanted to reply to this thread because I found it hilarious reading your post then looking at Ace Ventura in your avatar

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by CynicalHermit

I would watch your back, mate

Youtube video

Oh great, there's no way I am leaving the house now.

You see the eyes on that thing? That's the eyes it gives me when it's skulking around.

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Josy

I think it's possible but I don't really know I just wanted to reply to this thread because I found it hilarious reading your post then looking at Ace Ventura in your avatar

The irony didn't get past me either, the great man would be ashamed at my lack of affinity with this rancid feline.

[Verbal]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

Oh great, there's no way I am leaving the house now.

Do you have a cat or a dog of your own? Cats are intelligent crafty animals. If it smells another animal on you that could be the reason.

[Kyle]

Yeh I have a cat. At least that one likes me. Nothing worse for a man than having an angry pussy out to get you.

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

At least your sisters dog eventually gave in and befriended you.

I think the only time this thing will give in is if it puts me in a wooden box with a lid the thing's a chuffing maniac.

It even stares at me through their window ledge sometimes, it doesn't say anything but I can tell it wants to bury its claws in my face and rub its pencil sharpener arse all over my new trainers.

perhaps you put it in a bin in a past life,lol,lol,seriously maybe it's the tone of your voice or something you wear,I have a dog that is as soft as anything but barks at people passing on bikes or men with hats on,it's mad,lol.

[Verbal]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

Yeh I have a cat. At least that one likes me. Nothing worse for a man than having an angry pussy out to get you.

That will be the reason. It smells it on you. Not sure what you could do other than have a whole separate wardrobe for when you see the cat lol

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

perhaps you put it in a bin in a past life,lol,lol,seriously maybe it's the tone of your voice or something you wear,I have a dog that is as soft as anything but barks at people passing on bikes or men with hats on,it's mad,lol.

I wore an England shirt the time it scratched my leg, could it possibly be a Scotland fan?

I try to be nice with it and I even got one of those little cat stick treats as a peace offering but it wasn't having any of it. I threw it on the ground in annoyance and came back like an hour later and it was gone. It better not have took it.

[LikeABoatOnWater]

i think my dog hate me
he always has a "this fool is annoying as hell" look on his face everytime i enter the room unless its time for a walk or din dins.

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by CynicalHermit

That will be the reason. It smells it on you. Not sure what you could do other than have a whole separate wardrobe for when you see the cat lol

I have an air horn from like the last euros maybe I could blast it in its face, get some payback on this mother fudger.

[Verbal]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

I have an air horn from like the last euros maybe I could blast it in its face, get some payback on this mother fudger.

Its an option, I suppose. But not one I would advise lol

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by CynicalHermit

Its an option, I suppose. But not one I would advise lol

Your right, it would hurt me back in ways I couldn't imagine. I cant beat this thing.

What country should I move to to get away from this thing?

[Verbal]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

Your right, it would hurt me back in ways I couldn't imagine. I cant beat this thing.

What country should I move to to get away from this thing?

From this cat or all cats? Erm Atlantis? Cats hate water

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by CynicalHermit

From this cat or all cats? Erm Atlantis? Cats hate water

Every cat or cat like thing in the universe. So that rules all civilised countries and Australia out. Have we found Atlantis yet?

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

At least your sisters dog eventually gave in and befriended you.

I think the only time this thing will give in is if it puts me in a wooden box with a lid the thing's a chuffing maniac.

It even stares at me through their window ledge sometimes, it doesn't say anything but I can tell it wants to bury its claws in my face and rub its pencil sharpener arse all over my new trainers.

Maybe try taking your cat around with you, make it jealous. "My pussy's bigger than you!"

[Verbal]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

Every cat or cat like thing in the universe. So that rules all civilised countries and Australia out. Have we found Atlantis yet?

Apparently so!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...ats-Spain.html

Why whenever I am looking for something on google one of the first links to come up is a Daily Fail article? God I hate that 'paper'

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by 08marsh

Maybe try taking your cat around with you, make it jealous. "My pussy's bigger than you!"

I would but my cat is the total definition of a pussy. What if I got a big ass dog to boss it about?

[Z]

Oh definitely. It's possibly the smell of your cat on you, or perhaps it sees you as a dominant figure (seriously) and it feels threatened by you. Cats are extremely territorial. My cat despises my older brother and attacks him every time he comes round to the house. My brother has his own cat so we reckon that's the main reason; but my cat is vicious to most outsiders (and sometimes us too) - the vet told us she was a very dominant female.

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Zee

Oh definitely. It's possibly the smell of your cat on you, or perhaps it sees you as a dominant figure (seriously) and it feels threatened by you. Cats are extremely territorial. My cat despises my older brother and attacks him every time he comes round to the house. My brother has his own cat so we reckon that's the main reason; but my cat is vicious to most outsiders (and sometimes us too) - the vet told us she was a very dominant female.

Are you trying to say I am not domineering enough!



Good advice thank you very much

[Z]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

Are you trying to say I am not domineering enough!



Good advice thank you very much

Assert your authority over the cat nah like cats sometimes see someone as a threat to their dominance, so you're clearly more intimidating than anyone else it comes into contact with! Probably a combination of the smell of your cat and you yourself making it feel threatened!

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

I wore an England shirt the time it scratched my leg, could it possibly be a Scotland fan?

I try to be nice with it and I even got one of those little cat stick treats as a peace offering but it wasn't having any of it. I threw it on the ground in annoyance and came back like an hour later and it was gone. It better not have took it.

Some pussies are vicious