[SurfersCreed]

I had the weirdest dream about Sallie Axl last night!
I was driving down the M4 with Sallie next to me in the passenger seat.
She was smoking and had her bare feet on the dashboard.
Also, for some reason she was really pi**ed off with me.
I kept apologising for something (I dont know what) but she kept getting more angry.
She put her bare feet in lap and told me to massage them with one hand while driving.
In my dream I was really intimidated by her but kept telling her how beautiful she was.
This just seemed to make her more angry and she kicked me in nuts!
Weirdly, I was quite turned on by the whole thing.