[mr rochester]

Originally Posted by Kizzy

Jack is carefully aided off the ship...
Look out for free willy jack!!

Bravo ... Bravo...I'll watch out for him...that'll teach the marauding infidel...Ask Cap'n for a promotion...

[Verbal]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

Kaz is the design whizz.... I am sure she can come up with something suitable.

Ah ok, get on it Kaz! One, Dexters head on a very long pole, please!

[Kizzy]

AAAAAAAARRRGGGHH!! DEXTER OFF THE STARBOARD BOW CAPTAIN!!

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Jack_

Never has a thread on this forum made me feel so ill

Dullard worshipping is at an all time high

I smell a rat onboard,get ye the poison traps out and rid us of this evil scourge

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by CynicalHermit

Ah ok, get on it Kaz! One, Dexters head on a very long pole, please!

Aye aye cap'n

[Kyle]

I thought last night this thread was on its last legs but shiver mi timbers it's picked up again big style.


We might make it to the final after all!

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

Aye aye cap'n

Hang on I am Captain! Hermit is the ship chef! You outrank him

[Jack_]

Seriously though, Sam's a really nice guy and someone that I'd probably be friends with and go for a drink with on the outside, and was also in the right during the little disagreement he had with Dexter (that I will admit, I'm not blinded by my support for certain housemates, I'm still capable of being objective)...but why all of a sudden so you all think he should win? He'd be an appalling winner, he has contributed nothing to this series...like literally nothing. It's not real life, it's an entertainment TV show, for him to walk off with Ł100k and effectively the title of the best housemate of this series (of which he categorically is not, that's indisputable) would be an absolute joke

Crowning dullards winners just encourages housemates to do **** all. If I went in knowing that they've now reverted back to vote to evict it's certainly something I'd consider, I mean it's a foolproof gameplan to guarantee yourself a place in the final and perhaps a shot at winning thanks to the dullard worshippers. And that's totally counter productive, being encouraged to offer nothing and say nothing is the last thing housemates should be encouraged to do, yet by supporting such bores and giving them the win that's all that is happening

He's a perfectly nice guy and was in the right but seriously, that doesn't mean after eight weeks of doing piss all for the show he should win. No way.

[Kizzy]

Originally Posted by Jack_

Seriously though, Sam's a really nice guy and someone that I'd probably be friends with and go for a drink with on the outside, and was also in the right during the little disagreement he had with Dexter (that I will admit, I'm not blinded by my support for certain housemates, I'm still capable of being objective)...but why all of a sudden so you all think he should win? He'd be an appalling winner, he has contributed nothing to this series...like literally nothing. It's not real life, it's an entertainment TV show, for him to walk off with Ł100k and effectively the title of the best housemate of this series (of which he categorically is not, that's indisputable) would be an absolute joke

Crowning dullards winners just encourages housemates to do **** all. If I went in knowing that they've now reverted back to vote to evict it's certainly something I'd consider, I mean it's a foolproof gameplan to guarantee yourself a place in the final and perhaps a shot at winning thanks to the dullard worshippers. And that's totally counter productive, being encouraged to offer nothing and say nothing is the last thing housemates should be encouraged to do, yet by supporting such bores and giving them the win that's all that is happening

He's a perfectly nice guy and was in the right but seriously, that doesn't mean after eight weeks of doing piss all for the show he should win. No way.

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Jack_

Seriously though, Sam's a really nice guy and someone that I'd probably be friends with and go for a drink with on the outside, and was also in the right during the little disagreement he had with Dexter (that I will admit, I'm not blinded by my support for certain housemates, I'm still capable of being objective)...but why all of a sudden so you all think he should win? He'd be an appalling winner, he has contributed nothing to this series...like literally nothing. It's not real life, it's an entertainment TV show, for him to walk off with Ł100k and effectively the title of the best housemate of this series (of which he categorically is not, that's indisputable) would be an absolute joke

Crowning dullards winners just encourages housemates to do **** all. If I went in knowing that they've now reverted back to vote to evict it's certainly something I'd consider, I mean it's a foolproof gameplan to guarantee yourself a place in the final and perhaps a shot at winning thanks to the dullard worshippers. And that's totally counter productive, being encouraged to offer nothing and say nothing is the last thing housemates should be encouraged to do, yet by supporting such bores and giving them the win that's all that is happening

He's a perfectly nice guy and was in the right but seriously, that doesn't mean after eight weeks of doing piss all for the show he should win. No way.

I totally understand that mate, we have about 5 or 6 topics on the forum that are descending into clan warfare over this very subject. We are just trying to make light of things, come on in and have a laugh with us if you like, there's plenty of room in the brig!

[mr rochester]

...and the bottom of the ocean...

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Shaun

i just wanted to point out that you're using the parrot from Aladdin who has nothing to do with pirates

ok this thread oozes fail so i'm done bye

[smeagol]

dexter the great's mighty pirate ship pulls along side h m s samual and fires two barrels straight in his rear sending the ship sinking to the gloomy deep of the ocean
its rumoured he was too busy sleeping to see him coming

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by smeagol

dexter the great's mighty pirate ship pulls along side h m s samual and fires two barrels straight in his rear sending the ship sinking to the gloomy deep of the ocean
its rumoured he was too busy sleeping to see him coming

Our ships bigger than your ship na na

[mr rochester]

I told you there was a big battle ahead...wheel out the gunpowder Cap'n...(it's in the brig)...

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by mr rochester

I told you there was a big battle ahead...

All these brigands, they've come outta nowhere. We must have a traitor in our ranks!

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by smeagol

dexter the great's mighty pirate ship pulls along side h m s samual and fires two barrels straight in his rear sending the ship sinking to the gloomy deep of the ocean
its rumoured he was too busy sleeping to see him coming

NO

[smudgie]

Originally Posted by smeagol

dexter the great's mighty pirate ship pulls along side h m s samual and fires two barrels straight in his rear sending the ship sinking to the gloomy deep of the ocean
its rumoured he was too busy sleeping to see him coming

When you say " fires two barrels straight into his rear end" .......

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by smudgie

When you say " fires two barrels straight into his rear end" .......

Haha I didn't even notice that and I'm the dirtiest, most screwed up person I know

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by smeagol

dexter the great's mighty pirate ship pulls along side h m s samual and fires two barrels straight in his rear sending the ship sinking to the gloomy deep of the ocean
its rumoured he was too busy sleeping to see him coming

That ship,pffft looks half sunk even before we blast it with our mighty cannons,pirate ship rattler will never make it to the victory line

[mr rochester]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

All these brigands, they've come outta nowhere. We must have a traitor in our ranks!

Well I for one am no Sam supporter Cap'n but I do love an epic voyage (like the one we are on) and I would defend to the death (as I have proved) glug... the right of every shipmate to have a favourite. Hopefully the traitor will be ousted and you will sail the ship to victory. I reckon it's yer dolphin on board you know...

[smeagol]

lol shot both loads in the rear end

if you noticed i said fire two barrels in the rear end after pulling along side lol which is difficult to do lol but its a special ship

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by smeagol

lol shot both loads in the rear end

if you noticed i said fire two barrels in the rear end after pulling along side lol which is difficult to do lol but its a special ship

Alright alright Smeagol we get it, you have an enormous wang and can fire off by the barrel load! No need to rub it in the faces of us normal sizers who can only shoot by the load

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by mr rochester

Well I for one am no Sam supporter Cap'n but I do love an epic voyage (like the one we are on) and I would defend to the death (as I have proved) glug... the right of every shipmate to have a favourite. Hopefully the traitor will be ousted and you will sail the ship to victory. I reckon it's yer dolphin on board you know...

Just out of interest who is your favourite? If you whisper it quietly enough the rest of the crew might not hear ya!

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

Alright alright Smeagol we get it, you have an enormous wang and can fire off by the barrel load! No need to rub it in the faces of us normal sizers who can only shoot by the load

- actually can't breathe for laughing at this -