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andybigbro · 14-08-2013, 04:15 PM

I bet the twist is ****, and everyone gets let down.

fingers · 14-08-2013, 04:17 PM

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I bet the twist is ****, and everyone gets let down.

What else is new??

andybigbro · 14-08-2013, 04:22 PM

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What else is new??

Exactly.

mercerm · 14-08-2013, 04:22 PM

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How long was that vote line open??

Less than 24hrs, more than enough time for them to hire a company to make the small number of calls necessary, so their hands were technically clean, and close when they had their 'result' in the bag.

mr rochester · 14-08-2013, 04:30 PM

Maybe it's got something to do with Dexter - Maybe this is why his not yet released book is called The Pretender...who can tell..

It could be something glaringly obvious...like No Trophy Sophie is actually an elocution teacher and in reality she has a crystal-cut received English accent...Erm - right - I'll get me coat...

fingers · 14-08-2013, 04:33 PM

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Maybe it's got something to do with Dexter - Maybe this is why his not yet released book is called The Pretender...who can tell..

It could be something glaringly obvious...like No Trophy Sophie is actually an elocution teacher and in reality she has a crystal-cut received English accent...Erm - right - I'll get me coat...

....here, let me help you put it on......

Kazanne · 14-08-2013, 04:35 PM

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Could he be a twin... changing places with each other..Jackie was convinced of this in the early days.

Oh god, imagine 2 of the little creeps.

God forbid smudgie don't wish that on us

fingers · 14-08-2013, 04:36 PM

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Less than 24hrs, more than enough time for them to hire a company to make the small number of calls necessary, so their hands were technically clean, and close when they had their 'result' in the bag.

They really have their target audience sussed, haven't they?

Kazanne · 14-08-2013, 04:36 PM

I bet it's that Dexters onesie used to belong to one of the Munchkins

fingers · 14-08-2013, 04:38 PM

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I bet it's that Dexters onesie used to belong to one of the Munchkins

Sallie knows his "secret" but she has effectively been silenced.

mr rochester · 14-08-2013, 04:39 PM

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....here, let me help you put it on......

Thanks so much Fingers

- it's so kind of you to help the terminally confused...Just of to my class at Basket Weavers Anonymous..

CaudleHalbard · 14-08-2013, 04:40 PM

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Sallie knows his "secret" but she has effectively been silenced.

Sallie also knows Gina isn't rich. When she started to say it on BOTS, Emma soon cut her short!

mr rochester · 14-08-2013, 04:43 PM

That's it - Sallie is the love child of Gina and Dexter when they were mummy Dexter and Daddy Gina and...

Sorry Fingers - I'm gone - honestly...

fingers · 14-08-2013, 04:46 PM

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Sallie also knows Gina isn't rich. When she started to say it on BOTS, Emma soon cut her short!

Couldn't have her spoiling their "Twist" now, could they?

fingers · 14-08-2013, 04:48 PM

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That's it - Sallie is the love child of Gina and Dexter when they were mummy Dexter and Daddy Gina and...

Sorry Fingers - I'm gone - honestly...

You left me holding your effing coat.........

Daffodil · 14-08-2013, 04:51 PM

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Could he be a twin... changing places with each other..Jackie was convinced of this in the early days.

Oh god, imagine 2 of the little creeps.

Could be why one was called 'Derek' in that Dexter video. We have Derek and Dexter lol

fingers · 14-08-2013, 04:55 PM

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Could be why one was called 'Derek' in that Dexter video. We have Derek and Dexter lol

oops, I was confusing him with Del Boy! lol

Daffodil · 14-08-2013, 04:59 PM

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oops, I was confusing him with Del Boy! lol

Doh! *slaps self*

mr rochester · 14-08-2013, 05:14 PM

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You left me holding your effing coat.........

I did? No wonder I'm soaking wet. I thought I was wearing it

Anyway, just to cover all bases (before I go to BWA) what about this..?

Jackie is not Charlie's mother. They never met until they walked down the stairs. Charlie was wrapped in swaddling clothes and left on the doorstep (she was 21 at the time) of Gina - who was known then as Derek Dinckle (the man with no sprinkle) who was so incapable of compassion that he left the changeling Charlie on the doorstep and went to Peru to become a woman called Gina. Meanwhile Callum who could see Charlie was in danger rescued her and took her to live with The Quins (yes there are really four of them and they interchange two by 2 every night) who noticed she was deaf and so took her to Sam who resided at the Hearing School for Waifs and Strays. He taught Charlie how to hear as well as he could and they both went on to enrol at the No Trophy Sophie Charm School and there they completed their further education prior to their marriage in 2012. Dan (a policeman of some repute) decided on a career change and went into TV where he bumped into the newly formed Derek aka Gina. He introduced Gina to Deck Star a recalcitrant Sailor from Dublin who was married to Hazel a PR Guru (also from Dublin). Enter Sallie Battle-Axl - a formidable woman who's mantra involved telling it as it was...It was dire - and she told them...Wolfy (complete with a recumbent Thresher Shark in her leg) rocked up and winked her eye (the sighted one) at Sallie Battle-Axl who shook her hoof (the cloven one) back at Wolfy and an alliance was formed. Jemima called them all into her dating agency (they all just happened to be passing at the same time) and told them she could get them all a gig on a TV programme provided they were all able to lie convincingly...The rest is misery...

fingers · 14-08-2013, 05:18 PM

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I did? No wonder I'm soaking wet. I thought I was wearing it

Anyway, just to cover all bases (before I go to BWA) what about this..?

Jackie is not Charlie's mother. They never met until they walked down the stairs. Charlie was wrapped in swaddling clothes and left on the doorstep (she was 21 at the time) of Gina - who was known then as Derek Dinckle (the man with no sprinkle) who was so incapable of compassion that he left the changeling Charlie on the doorstep and went to Peru to become a woman called Gina. Meanwhile Callum who could see Charlie was in danger rescued her and took her to live with The Quins (yes there are really four of them and they interchange two by 2 every night) who noticed she was deaf and so took her to Sam who resided at the Hearing School for Waifs and Strays. He taught Charlie how to hear as well as he could and they both went on to enrol at the No Trophy Sophie Charm School and there they completed their further education prior to their marriage in 2012. Dan (a policeman of some repute) decided on a career change and went into TV where he bumped into the newly formed Derek aka Gina. He introduced Gina to Deck Star a recalcitrant Sailor from Dublin who was married to Hazel a PR Guru (also from Dublin). Enter Sallie Battle-Axl - a formidable woman who's mantra involved telling it as it was...It was dire - and she told them...Wolfy (complete with a recumbent Thresher Shark in her leg) rocked up and winked her eye (the sighted one) at Sallie Battle-Axl who shook her hoof (the cloven one) back at Wolfy and an alliance was formed. Jemima called them all into her dating agency (they all just happened to be passing at the same time) and told them she could get them all a gig on a TV programme provided they were all able to lie convincingly...The rest is misery...

My head hurts!!!!