[Northern Monkey]

I tried that line on the misses,It defo works!Just a pain cooking for her.

[Verbal]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

Your going Into dangerous territory there Dana.


I have already stated in this thread that my humour is similar to Sam with the sexual innuendos etc but I'll take umbridge at being called sexist by ANY woman

I agree with Dana to be honest. You can be a right chauvinist at times.

[Vicky.]

On a side note, I detest the word gash and would think low of anyone who uses it

Same with axe-wound, and minge.

[amu]

Originally Posted by Vanessa

This is going off topic.

It is not unnatural. Since you stole the thread, you were not able to elaborte on what exactly was written in the main post. So since the main-poster is not here, it is natural that the thread may go off-topic.

[Niamh.]

ew axe-wound yuck Vicky

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by DanaC

heheheheh. Ahhhh....you do make me laugh y'know.







Also, this made me choke on my coffee with laughing.

Lol what did I do now I was trying to be serious for once!

[Verbal]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

On a side note, I detest the word gash and would think low of anyone who uses it

Same with axe-wound, and minge.

axe wound

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by amu

It is not unnatural. Since you stole the thread, you were not able to elaborte on what exactly was written in the main post. So since the main-poster is not here, it is natural that the thread may go off-topic.

Yes alright, she's credited the original poster now, drop it please

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by CynicalHermit

I agree with Dana to be honest. You can be a right chauvinist at times.

And you can be a right GASH at times

[Marmalite]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

On a side note, I detest the word gash and would think low of anyone who uses it

Same with axe-wound, and minge.

You see this is why I love forums.... so much education!!

[Northern Monkey]

Originally Posted by Marmalite

And even if it was some made up story to go along with his bull **** back story on entering.... who the **** actually makes up something like that and thinks it will make him look better than the actual bore he is???

True or not he's a prick and it's pretty disgusting that he puts people like that on a pedestal and wanted to actually be known to be like that.

Yep,I sometimes have a sense of humour which some femmenists may call sexist but i would'nt ever big up 'Rodeoing',That's going too far.

[billy123]

Originally Posted by EyeballPaul

I tried that line on the misses,It defo works!Just a pain cooking for her.

It does sound a bit of a nightmare because i can never get the lumps out of my mashed potato no matter how much i try.
There must be a better line to use that involves pot noodle.

[Verbal]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

And you can be a right GASH at times

shut up you minge

[Vicky.]

Maybe axe wound is a northern thing

Many a time have I clipped friends who have used that when we have been out

Youtube video

[Northern Monkey]

Originally Posted by bobnot

It does sound a bit of a nightmare because i can never get the lumps out of my mashed potato no matter how much i try.
There must be a better line to use that involves pot noodle.

Brilliant!

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Maybe axe wound is a northern thing

Many a time have I clipped friends who have used that when we have been out

What about coin purse Vicky?

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by bobnot

It does sound a bit of a nightmare because i can never get the lumps out of my mashed potato no matter how much i try.
There must be a better line to use that involves pot noodle.

Flash your stinky poodle for a pot noodle?

Good god I am getting as bad as the children

[Niamh.]

Oh for ****s sake Vicky, just stop now please

[Tozzie]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

On a side note, I detest the word gash and would think low of anyone who uses it

Same with axe-wound, and minge.

my gawd, who the hell thunk that up, thats nasty. Worse word in the world for me is the word beginning with C and ending in T that's supposed to be a vulgar word for the female genitalia, urgh

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

What about coin purse Vicky?

Never heard that one

I now have an idea for a thread but I dont think it would go down very well. Since admin reckons it 'cheapens the forum' to have swearing, I don't think they would appreciate it

[Verbal]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Flash your stinky poodle for a pot noodle?

Good god I am getting as bad as the children

That is the funniest thing I have ever read on this forum

[sassysocks]

Originally Posted by troynuncdicit

She called another woman a slut and a homewrecker

She made constant desparaging remarks to Hazel about her dress sense, absolutely absurd coming from her, complete hypocrisy - as well as on Hazel's 'flirty' behaviour with Daley and any other guy she dared to get tactile with, whilst making no such remarks/name-calling towards the blokes for the same behaviour.

It was mainly based on jealousy, but it also exposed her sexist, double standard attitudes towards male and female behaviour. She embarrassed herself.

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Great Stuff

Well I would have asked their permission first,but maybe that's just me

[Northern Monkey]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Maybe axe wound is a northern thing

Many a time have I clipped friends who have used that when we have been out

I think it must be,It's defo said in Yorkshire.How about 'She's got a chuff like a witches sleeve'lol