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bansheewails · 18-08-2009, 08:52 PM

Hospital P. A.: I repeat, this is not a drill. This is the apocalypse. Please exit the hospital in an orderly fashion. Thank you.

Dogma - 1999

bansheewails · 18-08-2009, 09:19 PM

Garland Greene:- Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.

Con Air 1997

bansheewails · 18-08-2009, 09:23 PM

Captain Cummings: Surely you don't object to my holding your hand?
Lady Lou: It ain't heavy - I can hold it.

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Serge Stanieff: I am delighted. I've heard so much about you.
Lady Lou: Yeah, but you can't prove it.

She Done Him Wrong - 1933

Indierock&roll · 24-08-2009, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Josy
Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket.

no freakin way the goonies

mine is just after that bit

"ANDYYYY!!! YOU GOOOONIE!"

and from ferris bueller
"life moves pretty fast, if you dont stop and look around once and a while, you could miss it!"

Indierock&roll · 24-08-2009, 01:14 PM

ooooooo and from the breakfast club
"im not an infomaniac, im a compulsive liar.."

Shaun · 24-08-2009, 03:25 PM

Airplane!

A: Surely you can't be serious?
Leslie Nielsen('s character): I'm deadly serious, and don't call me Shirley.

Braden · 25-08-2009, 01:25 PM

"cindy the t.v's leaking"

scary movie 3

setanta · 26-09-2009, 01:10 AM

I'm just after hearing a classic while watching Hard to Kill with Steven Segal.

"I'm going to take you to the bank Senator Trent. To the blood bank.

And he doesn't say it with an ounce of humour... totally sombre, trying to act hard and cool. Hilarious stuff.

NettoSuperstar! · 26-09-2009, 08:56 AM

Marwood: I wouldn't drink that if I were you.
Withnail: Why not?
Marwood: Because I don't advise it. Even the *****rs on the site wouldn't drink that. That's worse than meths.
Withnail: Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths. The *****rs don't drink it because they can't afford it.
<drinks>
Withnail: Have we got anymore?
Marwood: No.
Withnail: Liar. What's in your toolbox ?
Marwood: Nothing. Sit down.
Withnail: Liar. You've got antifreeze.
Marwood: You fool. You should never mix your drinks.
<withnail laughs hysterically and pukes on Marwood's shoes>

Danny: Trade: Phenodihydrochloride benzelex. Street: The embalmer.
Withnail: Balls! I'll swallow it and run a mile.
Danny: Cool your boots man. This pill's valued at two quid.
Withnail: Two quid ? You're out of your mind.
Marwood: That's sense, Withnail.
Withnail: You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and **** off while you're doing it.
Danny: No need to insult me man. I was leaving anyway. Have either of you got any shoes?

We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now.

We'll cover ourselves in deep heat and get up against a radiator. Keep ourselves alive until twelve. ...

I feel like a pig shat in my head.

I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze

Look at that. "Accident Blackspot"? These aren't accidents. They're throwing themselves into the road gladly. Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness.

Warm up? We may as well sit round this cigarette. This is ridiculous. We'll be found dead in here next spring.

We've gone on holiday by mistake.

Right, here's the plan. First, we go in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop a couple of Surmontil-50's each, means we'll miss out on Monday and come up smiling Tuesday morning.

Danny: I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

What a film for quotes...

setanta · 26-09-2009, 11:37 AM

It's actually ridiculous how many wonderful quotes are in it and I personally love the fact that most of my friends don't actually get the film so it's like my own little treasure to open up and indulge in whenever I feel like it.

"Don't threaten me with a dead fish".

Marwood: There's a man over there who doesn't like the perfume. The big one. Don't look, don't look! We're in danger, we've got to get out.
Withnail: What are you talking about?
Marwood: I've been called a ponce.
Withnail: What ****ER said that?
Irishman: I called him a ponce. And now I'm calling you one, PONCE!
Withnail: Would you like a drink?
Irishman: What's your name, Ma********?
Withnail: ...I have a heart condition. I have a heart condition, if you hit me it's murder.
Irishman: I'll murder the pair of yous!
Withnail :My wife is having a baby! Listen, I don't know what my f... acquaintance did to upset you but it's nothing to do with me. I suggest you both go outside and discuss it sensibly, in the street.

Withnail: Are you the farmer?
Marwood: Shut up, I'll deal with this.
Withnail: We've gone on holiday by mistake. We're in this cottage here. Are you the farmer?
Marwood: Stop saying that Withnail, of course he's the ****ing farmer!

Scrubbers! Scrubbers!
Marwood: Shut up.
Withnail: Little tarts, they love it

Danny: Politics man. If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision: let go before it's too late, or hold on and keep getting higher. Posing the question, how long can you keep a grip on the rope?

Uncle Monty: There is, you'll agree, a certain 'je ne sais quoi' oh, so very special about a firm, young carrot. Mmmm, excuse me.

It's really endless. Quality film.

Beastie · 26-09-2009, 01:02 PM

"Merry Christmas you filthy animal and a happy new year!" - home alone 2

Scarlett. · 27-11-2011, 12:44 PM

"When you're hurt and scared for so long, the fear and pain turn to hate and the hate starts to change the world."

Dark Alessa, Silent Hill

Josy · 27-11-2011, 12:48 PM

Garland Greene: What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?

'Conor · 27-11-2011, 01:55 PM

"On Wednesdays we wear pink."

Bollo · 27-11-2011, 03:40 PM

Drop Dead Fred
"[after just meeting Elizabeth for the first time in years]
Fred: Hello, snotface. Yuck what happened to you? You're all older, you're even uglier! Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to be sick all over you, immediately. Lie down."

Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Jay: [on message board] All you mother******* are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna ******* your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax *******s who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our s***, then s*** out our s***, then eat their s*** which is made up of our s*** that we made 'em eat. Then all you mother***** are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.

MTVN · 27-11-2011, 06:33 PM

Tony Montana, Scarface: What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of ****in' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your ****in' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!