[Nemo123]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I am not a Wicklow girl and I already told you I was married excuse your cheek

Kerry, Cork, Or Clare? I don't care. It's a tiny country.

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

The only one finding Nemo tonight is his mammy...............or his cleaner

Or da gubament.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Stu

Or da gubament.

[Nemo123]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

You're cruel but correct. I live with my Mammy. She's 85, I'm 48.
We have a labrador who sleeps with me every night. I'm the youngest, the one who never flew the nest.

Hope you're happy now!

[LemonJam]

Nemo123 where have you been all my life.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Men have no choice but to think about sex every second as things that remind you of sex are constantly on display whether it be a girl with big tits, even if it's covered, a nice round ass, hair flicks, camel toe where as we don't get much bulge or pecs display or anything that is a reminder of sex.

[Kyle]

I give it 3 pages before Nemo starts asking girls for dates.

Edit: crickey only page 1. I'll change my prediction, 3 pages until he posts pictures of a male pornstars penis and claims it's his.

[King Gizzard]

Hello ladies

[Natalie.]

Nope I don't think so

[smudgie]

Originally Posted by Nemo123

You still up?
Fancy a blind date? Send me a picture.

Awwwwww I missed this.
Sorry, happily married and not blind enough for a blind date

Good to see Niamh still putting it about a bit.

[GiRTh]

Originally Posted by Jesus.

Good to see Niamh still putting it about a bit.

[Niamh.]

[Nemo123]

Normally I'd be embarrassed after disclosing so much about myself, but I had a gallon of Guinness on me last night, and I've another gallon on me now. Guinness is so benign, on your stomach, on your mood, it's really good for you. I couldn't be typing so perfectly now, and coherently, if that wasn't true.

[Nemo123]

What I've been thinking about, since I heard it last week, is the Oscar Wilde quote, I believe, "Give a man a mask, and he'll tell you the truth", - I think?

[Kizzy]

If you are so good looking why have you only had one girlfriend,
did you get on well with your mother?.....

[Kate!]

Lmao at this thread

[lostalex]

Shouldn't you change your name now? it's disrespectful to Manning to keep showing pics of her as a boy and calling her Bradley.

It's Chelsea Manning now.

[Stu]

Look everyone it's voodoo rasta spirit guide Chelsea Manning. Surrender your deepest secrets or she'll take them anyway.

You're welcome.

[Vicky.]

I think generally, men have a higher sex drive than women..IMO its something to do with their bits being on the outside..honestly.

Theres always exceptions though, this girl you want to hit on may be a raging nympho or something. Worth a shot tbh. You can always get another maid (though can you afford the sexual harassment case?)

[Nemo123]

Originally Posted by Kizzy

If you are so good looking why have you only had one girlfriend,
did you get on well with your mother?.....

That's the best question and most worthy of a reply.

The simple answer is I don't know.

The one, and only girlfriend I had, was barely even that. I was 19, in America, and she asked me out. We drank a couple of bottles of wine on the beach, in Masachusetts, and I said to her, "When are we going to kiss?" We did. Her breath was rank btw, and maybe mine was too. But I was so naive at 19, I didn't know she expected me to jump her bones. Subsequently I found myself while talking to this girl, in 2 minds. I wanted to, yet I didn't. Scared. Solipsism. I couldn't commit myself. So, after a while of this, she grew tired of me. She and her sister were by now friends of our group, of 4 Irish guys in Mass. She started to tease me, implying I was gay. I was just a naive young boy who if he'd hadn't had such a sheltered existence, to respect girls, would've and should have rode the arse off her, because that's what she wanted.

[Nemo123]

Originally Posted by lostalex

Shouldn't you change your name now? it's disrespectful to Manning to keep showing pics of her as a boy and calling her Bradley.

It's Chelsea Manning now.

No, because he is in a men's prison.

[Kizzy]

Originally Posted by Nemo123

Normally I'd be embarrassed after disclosing so much about myself, but I had a gallon of Guinness on me last night, and I've another gallon on me now. Guinness is so benign, on your stomach, on your mood, it's really good for you. I couldn't be typing so perfectly now, and coherently, if that wasn't true.

Let's see how benign your mood is when you're laying black bricks tomorrow.... So anyway you were telling us about your mum?

[Nemo123]

Originally Posted by Kizzy

Let's see how benign your mood is when you're laying black bricks tomorrow.... So anyway you were telling us about your mum?

Black bricks. Very good. I remember in tech, Technological College, a classmate describing big black Guinness ****es. It's true.

I wasn't telling you about my mother, and I'm not going to. So, FO!

[Kizzy]

Hmm, you were very open about the other women in your life, why not?