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Old 17-11-2013, 03:11 AM #176
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Some of these quotes have given plenty of lols.

I'm going to have a scout for some great ones over the past month or so, I'll see what I can add.
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Reading back old 2011 posts.

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Sick bastard, I hope he gets Aids, has his eye balls took out - his ball sack opened and his testicles stuck where his eyes should be; he should then have his legs chainsawed off - cut into small bits and fed to the camera man; the rest of him shall be thrown into a pit full of hungry dogs, whilst someone videos it and puts it on YouTube.

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Wtf did you find Germyle lol.
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Some thread on a video of a man throwing a dog off a roof

I pasted the quote because I agree with what Patrick said
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omg. When things like that happen, it's so awkward.

That's like last week - there were a few of us sitting in class with a teacher, it was good bant and we were just having a sexual talk, bit of flirty references etc even the teacher was joining in.

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Ok Germyle, now that I understand the context I kind of agree with him.
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The Shaun Award for Biggest Music Snob
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mollie stop throwing shade you ******
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Which thread is this, Ammi?
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Vintage James.
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She looks so happy with her tub of butter.
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not butter she won

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We should use this thread more, I see hilarious quotes on a daily basis. Be back to post some later
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this thread is very funny
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what was that thread where livia said something about an army training course and arista said that she may pounce on him, that was a very funny quote?
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