[Kyle]

Originally Posted by smeagol

i will autograph those pics if you like for a small fee of £200

Thanks I want on mine;

Dear Bilbo,

Thanks for taking the ring. The boss was pissed off and we had to work overtime for 3 months to find the bloody thing before some asshole from Gondor stuck a spear through my gullet.

Signed,

Pissed off Orc