[Northern Monkey]

Originally Posted by Gusto Brunt

Yeah I would agree. He's got no looks, no style and he's about 5 feet short.

But he thinks he's a catch.

But he has a massive wang apparently lol,That must count for something with the ladeez!

[Gusto Brunt]

Originally Posted by EyeballPaul

But he has a massive wang apparently lol,That must count for something with the ladeez!

It does. You only have to look at the ugly guys in adult movies to see that looks don't count. Just the size of their third legs.

Sorry to be so crude.

[Northern Monkey]

Originally Posted by Gusto Brunt

It does. You only have to look at the ugly guys in adult movies to see that looks don't count. Just the size of their third legs.

Sorry to be so crude.

I think his annalogy of "the babies arm holding a tennis ball" was much cruder.lol

[Gusto Brunt]

Originally Posted by EyeballPaul

I think his annalogy of "the babies arm holding a tennis ball" was much cruder.lol

I often think if I had been hung like a donkey my love life would have been exceedingly more exciting than it has been so far.

[Jezzy]

Originally Posted by Gusto Brunt

I often think if I had been hung like a donkey my love life would have been exceedingly more exciting than it has been so far.

Nah mate. Most women find that very scary :P

[sampvt]

Originally Posted by EyeballPaul

I think his annalogy of "the babies arm holding a tennis ball" was much cruder.lol

Going by last nights actual clip of his ding-a-ling, he has gotten inches mixed up with centimetres. Everybody knows his promo pic was of a false dick and even his x GF,s have said he must have had a transplant so his claims are stupid and show him to be what he actually is, a desparate chav with self esteme problems