[Kate!]

genius ^ all the above comments are gold!!

Well.... (Apart from here for being a pain in the arse....) I've been banned from a public library for arguing, almost banned from another public library for ripping up certificates belonging to a woman who tried to smack me one , banned from 2 pubs in my younger days, banned from a restaurant, bound over for being drunk and disorderly (I'm only 19 ossifer, HIC, nice truncheon...,) and banned from a shop because the staff tried to make a woman wearing a poppy leave so I involved myself)

Apart from all that .....