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Originally Posted by Kyle
Oh my, we would pay nintendogs on our oh so cool shiny pink 3DS. Then we would draw on each other's faces and play with pixie dust it would be so amazing.
Then we could talk about Gareth the new boy who moved in next door. I would tell her how I managed to get into his locker at gym class and sniff his Calvin Klein's and then we would watch Grease while colouring in our Gerard Butler sexy underwear colour omnibus 2014. Then we could have tea and scones and talk about that bitch Janet who is a total slag btw and then stick pins in the doll we made of her out of straw from the Bunny's cage and chant a hex.
Then I would tell her my deepest darkest secret like true BFF's and we will both laugh about how Mark the pastry boy got a look of my vajayjay while I was practising the splits and my leotard split open at my crack. OMG it's so embarrassing. Call me.
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you make a great girl, kyle or is it kylie