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Old 14-04-2014, 05:04 PM #1
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I was inspired to make this thread after seeing this post from Salman:

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I've never shared this before but

a few years ago on the bus these two women in front of me left their chips on the seat and I was starving SO badly and I ate the rest when they got off, like it was upright so I thought it wouldn't be dirty

I regret so much in hindsight, esp as these were two really chavvy girls and I remember one of them talking about pulling an Italian guy the night before. it must have been ridden with diseases eww
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This is actually really evil

I got revenge on this boy I used to hate when I was 12 by sneaking his mobile phone out of his bag and shoving it in the school recycling bin under lots of paper
Noone ever found it
And someone else was blamed and I think they had to pay for it [IMG]http://www.survival*****.com/forum/images/smilies/teehee.gif[/IMG]
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and I'd do it again
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..if you were under 5yrs old, it doesn't count Smithy...
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One time I shat in the sea in Wales
was it like a real turd? or like just liquid?
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..if you were under 5yrs old, it doesn't count Smithy...
I was about 13
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was it like a real turd? or like just liquid?
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I've never seen that film


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haha... oh god.. I'm actually buckled at this..
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Real turd
I love you... ROTFLMAO
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wait, so you released a full on turd, so what happened after that? that can't be the end of the story, did you like watch it? did it float? i don't know if turds float or not... and what became of the turd? i must know.

I must have an ending to this story.
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I have nothing that good... apparently in my first year of uni I walked in on a flatmate having sex and said I was going to steal her ****buddy at the time from her.

I don't remember this but I'm so delighted that my foul-drunk persona did something sassy for a change.
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wait, so you released a full on turd, so what happened after that? that can't be the end of the story, did you like watch it? did it float? i don't know if turds float or not... and what became of the turd? i must know.

I must have an ending to this story.
Idk i didn't look back, we were swimming along past this massive cliff and it was really rocky so i just assumed people might think it was part of a rock
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I once peed on a bus..at the back. It was either that or pee myself..it was ****ing awful watching the liquid snake its way down to the front

Yes I was drunk, no I wasnt too young, maybe about 17
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I once peed on a bus..at the back. It was either that or pee myself..it was ****ing awful watching the liquid snake its way down to the front

Yes I was drunk, no I wasnt too young, maybe about 17
we have cctv on our buses
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Idk i didn't look back, we were swimming along past this massive cliff and it was really rocky so i just assumed people might think it was part of a rock
oh okay, so it was in a river, i thought you meant it was in a pool. well in a river that;s not so bad... in a pool would have been much much worse.
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We didnt back then thank god. Or we did and I never got caught
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oh okay, so it was in a river, i thought you meant it was in a pool. well in a river that;s not so bad... in a pool would have been much much worse.
I was in the sea

I said that originally
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I once peed on a bus..at the back. It was either that or pee myself..it was ****ing awful watching the liquid snake its way down to the front

Yes I was drunk, no I wasnt too young, maybe about 17
did you just squat? or did you open it up with your fingers and spray?
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