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Old 14-04-2014, 07:04 PM #26
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I was in the sea

I said that originally
well some people need to be told twice!

stop judging me, you're the one that took a poo in the sea. the nerve of some people, geesh.
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did you just squat? or did you open it up with your fingers and spray?
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I've never seen that film
It floated along the coast and everyone screamed, ran out of the water. Some idiot had his mouth open in the water and you can imagine the rest.... *vom*
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It floated along the coast and everyone screamed, ran out of the water. Some idiot had his mouth open in the water and you can imagine the rest.... *vom*
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smithy you're a disgusting tramp
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You were making pictures with it on the seat weren't you? Like a water gun.
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i just figured cause you wouldn't have had any toilet paper it might be better to spray, you wouldn't want all the dribble...
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vicky drunk on the bus beforehand
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I wasnt even aware I could spray...must try it sometime
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Bet me and smithy are the only ones who will admit to being tramps

Edit. And salman

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im not a tramp i was 13 what was i meant to do, **** myself
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One time I went on a trip with a summer camp for three days and I didn't shower for the whole trip because there was no lock on the bathroom door and I was too scared that the other girls my age would burst in as a joke or something, to make it worse it was an adventure trip so we were hiking in the sun and going into mucky rivers etc.. My feet smelled like a corpse my the end, I wish I wasn't so insecure. I was around 15 at the time, so it was 6/7 years ago.
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shut up it was gonna end up there anyway
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did you just squat? or did you open it up with your fingers and spray?

I'm not even sure that's possible...


I don't think we should judge Smithy too harshly.. I think we've all toileted in an inappropriate place..
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there seems to be a lot of girls on this forum who have never experimented with trying to spray... if you spread it open and position your hips right, you can piss like a guy, do girls really not know this???

I'm a gay guy and i know this, so how do you not know this?

you have to pull it open, get the lips out of the way, and cock your hips at an angle, but you can do it.
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Its honestly not something thats ever entered my mind to try
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Never told anybody this before but...

I once fapped over Shirley Carter from EastEnders. I have no idea what came over me, no pun intended, but it is certainly one of the worst things I've ever done in my life. I feel dirty to this day.

I guess you go through these things during puberty.
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Vicky will be trying it tonight though.


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When I was about 10 I was fundraising for new orleans after hurricane katrina and I ended up spending the money

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