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Old 10-05-2014, 06:26 PM #26
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I provided what was asked.

And why is that annoying little pic allways attached to your posts.

Im sensitive at the moment please remove it as we bare a striking resemblance.
who wouldn't want to look like mooriah who they also call the elusive chanteuse?
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who wouldn't want to look like mooriah who they also call the elusive chanteuse?
Go for it then.

Just visit Boots on Albany Road. Loreal tanning mouse £14.99 but lucky you they have slashed the price by £5.

I look forward to your thread.
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My nan has dementia im gonna scare the sh!t out of her.


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You cant even make this **** up.....Just went to pick my stuff up from the dry cleaners and a gravy stained t-shirt was hidden in the white linen so not only is my face mahogany but now so are my bed sheets or should I call them bed sh!ts.

Im cursed!!!
Are you sure you took your sheets to the dry cleaners, how posh!

Use a facial scrub or face mask that will tone it down
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Are you sure you took your sheets to the dry cleaners, how posh!

Use a facial scrub or face mask that will tone it down
Dry cleaners are posh?
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Did you get it off?

Lemon juice and baking soda on an exfoliating glove takes it right off.
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It looks good today lol.

Just needed a bath. Loving how the mascara frames my eyes aswel I may become one of those gays who wears make up.

I likey.
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OMG reading back on this is hilarious lol I was genuinely distraught.

What a tw@t.
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For sheets yes, everyone I know bungs their sheets in the washing machine.
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To me washing machines are posh.

I don't own one.
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I feel like crying but laughing at the same time.

I do the dumbest sh!t.

My nan has dementia im gonna scare the sh!t out of her.
sorry but this actually cracked me up. I'm sat in my chair wetting myself with laughter.
 
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Wetting yourself? lol how polite of you.
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