[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Z

Tried taking a hairdryer to it? Give it a nice new hairdo while you're detoxing all the alcohol from its system? I'm pretty clumsy around the house as well, a couple of months ago I managed to trip over my (made!) bedsheets which you'd think is impossible when my duvet doesn't even come anywhere near to touching the floor. Ended up smacking my elbows off my desk. Prime twat.

I'm just as clumsy.

I got off my bed last night and didn't realise my laptop and speaker wires had got caught in my flip flops. I ended up flying across the room and the wires pulled across my bedside table and took down my coffee, pint of water, my alarm clock and my burning candle that sent wax spraying all over the rug and walls. Stupid flip flops.