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Old 16-10-2014, 06:25 PM #1
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I'd like to think that a man ate tomatoes the morning before he decided to commit suicide by train. The train tore through his body, ripping through his bowls spilling the contents onto the ground. His guts were splattered all over the tracks and the seeds from the tomatoes he ate for breakfast eventually blossomed into this beautiful plant.

(and yes, i would eat them.)
Why was he carrying bowls if he was going to commit suicide?
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don't be pedantic. it's not cute, it's not fun.
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don't be pedantic. it's not cute, it's not fun.
you know what's not cute or fun?
making a story about a guy comitting suicide and his **** splattering everywhere so a tomato plant grows
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you know what's not cute or fun?
making a story about a guy comitting suicide and his **** splattering everywhere so a tomato plant grows
actually my story was both cute and fun.

cute because a tiny new plant sprung forth from a tragedy, and fun because a guy got hit by a train.

you obviously don't understand storytelling.
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actually my story was both cute and fun.

cute because a tiny new plant sprung forth from a tragedy, and fun because a guy got hit by a train.

you obviously don't understand storytelling.
Oh I understand story telling. I just don't define a plant from someone's **** being spilled out of him from being ripped in half as 'cute'.
Also, in your logic, can I push you in front of a train and you would have fun?
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Oh I understand story telling. I just don't define a plant from someone's **** being spilled out of him from being ripped in half as 'cute'.
Also, in your logic, can I push you in front of a train and you would have fun?
sorry, didn't have any tomatoes this morning.
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sorry, didn't have any tomatoes this morning.
Oh it's okay, i'll just put a sachet of seeds in your pocket.
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