[Crimson Dynamo]

Tomatoes pictured growing in human excrement flushed onto railway track by train toilet

Tomatoes pictured growing in human excrement on lines in Rochford, Essex
RMT union calls on the Government to replace trains that flush onto rails
Rail workers are 'routinely sprayed with waste', union chief says
Most modern trains are fitted with septic tanks which store the waste
But tanks cannot be fitted on some older carriages which dump excrement






Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz3GKPIbCBS

[Crimson Dynamo]

I presume some tomato seeds from the sh!t grew!

[Vanessa]

[Jordan.]

Um noo

[Marsh.]

Maybe they had piles that dropped off.

[Crimson Dynamo]

People dont realise that the rail tracks are full of sh!t, they are littered with bog roll

[T*]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Maybe they had piles that dropped off.

[lily.]

Everything grows in ****..

[arista]

Originally Posted by lily.

Everything grows in ****..

How Nice

[Jessica.]

No

[Amy Jade]

I wouldn't go and pick them and eat them off the vine but we all eat veg that was likely grown in animal **** so I don't see why it's a huge issue.

[Firewire]

ew

[Livia]

Isn't nature amazing. But no... there is no amount of money that would encourage me to eat those toms.

[Sophiee]

definitely not.

[lostalex]

I'd like to think that a man ate tomatoes the morning before he decided to commit suicide by train. The train tore through his body, ripping through his bowls spilling the contents onto the ground. His guts were splattered all over the tracks and the seeds from the tomatoes he ate for breakfast eventually blossomed into this beautiful plant.

(and yes, i would eat them.)

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by lostalex

I'd like to think that a man ate tomatoes the morning before he decided to commit suicide by train. The train tore through his body, ripping through his bowls spilling the contents onto the ground. His guts were splattered all over the tracks and the seeds from the tomatoes he ate for breakfast eventually blossomed into this beautiful plant.

(and yes, i would eat them.)

Or he simply had a dump on the train.

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Or he simply had a dump on the train.

my story was better.

[T*]

Originally Posted by lostalex

I'd like to think that a man ate tomatoes the morning before he decided to commit suicide by train. The train tore through his body, ripping through his bowls spilling the contents onto the ground. His guts were splattered all over the tracks and the seeds from the tomatoes he ate for breakfast eventually blossomed into this beautiful plant.

(and yes, i would eat them.)

i am so ****ing done

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Tom!

i am so ****ing done

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by lostalex

I'd like to think that a man ate tomatoes the morning before he decided to commit suicide by train. The train tore through his body, ripping through his bowls spilling the contents onto the ground. His guts were splattered all over the tracks and the seeds from the tomatoes he ate for breakfast eventually blossomed into this beautiful plant.

(and yes, i would eat them.)

Why was he carrying bowls if he was going to commit suicide?

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by LiamPRW

Why was he carrying bowls if he was going to commit suicide?

don't be pedantic. it's not cute, it's not fun.

[Liam-]

[T*]

Originally Posted by lostalex

don't be pedantic. it's not cute, it's not fun.

you know what's not cute or fun?
making a story about a guy comitting suicide and his **** splattering everywhere so a tomato plant grows

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by Tom!

you know what's not cute or fun?
making a story about a guy comitting suicide and his **** splattering everywhere so a tomato plant grows

actually my story was both cute and fun.

cute because a tiny new plant sprung forth from a tragedy, and fun because a guy got hit by a train.

you obviously don't understand storytelling.

[Liam-]

Has America got a different dictionary from everywhere else in the world?

Because someone getting hit by a train is not what I'd define as 'fun'