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Old 26-11-2014, 08:02 AM #11
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Ninastar, Kazanne and Kizzy were all in a plane crash and managed to swim to a nearby island. After a few weeks they realised there was little food, little fresh water and **** all to do. One day Kazanne was out walking when she tripped over a lamp. Excited she brought it back to the others where Ninastar erotically rubbed the lamp and out popped a genie.

"Behold" he said. "I am the genie of the truth and I have come to...oh my God you are all women" he grumbled. "Well I was going to offer you all the wishes in the world but because you are all split arses you can all have just one wish each"

The girls all looked at themselves with glee.

"Me first then" cried Kizzy.

"Step right up" said the truth genie. "What would you like? A new kitchen for you to work in maybe?"

"No" snapped Kizzy. "I want to go home, I want to be around my friends and family, hug them and tell them I love them."

"Very well" said the genie and **** she was gone.

"Well I guess I'm next then" said Ninastar "I want to go home. I miss my cat and I miss my dog, i want to be home so I can give them all a hug and tell them I love them."

"Very well" said the genie and **** she was gone.

The genie turned to Kazanne, who was looking pretty sheepish.

"Now you" he said.

Kazanne took a long look at the emptiness around her before she mumbled "gee, I'm kinda lonely around here now, I wish my friends were back"
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