[Crimson Dynamo]

All i had for my fecking lunch was a cup of bovril and 2 bits of buttered bread as I was too busy to sit down and watch 15 mins of bargain hunt as normal.

"this hasnt arrived, will it arrive before Christmas" I dont fecking know I am not your flipping postman

Bloody cold all day iv been, the kitchen was 12 C for most of the afternoon. cant be arsed to cook any tea tonight but i may have a tin of soup later

I am turning into my Christmas user name


had a lot of pearl barley when i was wee and them wee orange lentil things