[Braden]

Originally Posted by Smithy

No they're ****ing annoying, if I go for a piss I'm quite capable of drying my own hand after washing them tyvm, I don't need you or your cheap ass aftershave, they always want money and I never have change, like bitch don't make me feel bad because I only use card

This is how I feel most of the time

It doesn't stop me from being generous enough to give them change though, and i'm normally not a fan of the aftershaves on offer.

I'm just a good drunk I suppose