[Gstar]

I find sex with food really strange, like, when people rub food all over their body or people who have sex with fruits and vegetables. Imagine some of the married men in denial sticking cucumbers up themselves whilst no one is home and then watching his wife use the same cucumber to prepare sandwiches for the kids packed lunch. Even some women who enjoy putting rounded fruits in their pussy so they can shoot it out like a canon, what if it gets stuck? There is this guy on Grindr who does this pie throwing thing and it looks like he holds competitions where people come over and throw pies at him, I can't even explain it but he invited me once and I didn't reply