[Glenn.]

Amazing

[Morgan.]

All entries are great so far, looking forward to mine

[Mokka]

I don't know if I have ever said this phrase before

but "I am slain" --> Shaun

[Shaun]

They've given us the wrong names.
Oh ffs.
Azerbaijan are next, "Natalia".
idc

Youtube video

[Tom4784]

Azerbaijan's traffic> yours.

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Dezzy

Azerbaijan's traffic> yours.

At least they blew it all up at the end

[Shaun]

Choreography

Youtube video

Lyrics

(we see Scott who is wearing a dress that we can only assume he stole from a school teacher who is also a nun, he also has a basic ass wig and terrible make up. He is tending to Jonathan who is comatose for no apparent reason.)
SCOTT
When Marsh is wearing thin
And you're thinking of leaving (for a day)
I'll go anywhere with you
Just don't leave me with Tom

But if you try to leave without me
I'll be as messy as Smithy (in Tesco)
Piss on me
Piss on me

In the silence of the Lounge
You posted Glorangu
Oh what are we going to do-o-o-ooo?
Now that Josy's coming for you?
(We see Kizzy furiously reporting the Glorangu post)

Without us, Tibb is dead
So please ban Jess instead
Piss on me
Piss on me

(Josy appears at the top of some nearby stairs armed with a banhammer in one hand and a broom to clean the thread in another. She descends the stairs like a grim reaper clad in tartan looking to claim Jonathan for the Recently Banned list.)
JOSY
You'd better hope and pray that I don't see those 'anyway' posts
You'd better hope and pray that you'll only be banned for a month at most
'Cause once you're in my sights, there'll be no hope for reprieves
Only time will tell if you'll be banned for as long as the weaves

(Josy and Scott struggle over the comatose Jonathan as Scott belts out those Mariah-esque whistle notes. A gospel choir singing 'piss on me' also joins the crescendo.)
SCOTT
Don't ban him (piss on me)
Don't ban him (piss on me)
Don't, ban him (piss on me)
No, no no, no, noooooooo (piss, piss, piss, piss, piiiiiiiiiiiiiissss)
Piss on me....

(bored of struggling with Scott, Josy decides not to ban Jonathan and walks away, choosing to instead ban Glenn for his visually offensive lack of hair. Jonathan wakes up as the last line is sung)

[LukeB]

screaming well done

[Shaun]

I've never been so moved

[MB.]

Makes me want to turn religious tbh.

[Josiah.]

OMFG!

[MB.]

(brilliant stuff)

[Drew.]

An emotional mess after that

[Jarrod]

[T*]

:') *sways with shaun*

[Glenn.]

Death

[Ammi]

..Dezzy.....fabulous as always and Shakespeare Sister as well....

[T*]

how to win eurovision is on bb3 now btw for some in the background entertainment

[Shaun]

Why did we enter the crowd, Augustine?
To dispel those myths that we think we're better than everyone else.
But we are? Eh. Here's Moldova.

Youtube video

[Mokka]

I ... can't ... even @ Dezzy's


what have I gotten myself into here

[Shaun]

Total darkness inside the arena. A countdown appears on the screen, numbers emblazoned in colours of hot pink

10
A flash of lights and the stage is illuminated for a fraction of a second

9
Another Flash

8
Flash. People are moving onto the stage

7
An odd shape is emerging from the stage floor

6
The stage is being filled

5
A boom echoes around the arena as the countdown reaches its final phase

4
BOOM

3
BOOM

2
BOOM

1
BOOM

Lights burst into life as Mr Penisul takes center stage. A jet pack strapped to his back. A penis is inked onto his face, his hallmark. He stands with his arms spread wide, embracing his audience.

The performance begins

Youtube video

If your pubes are moving, if your pubes are moving
If your pubes are moving, then you need a clinic baby
If your pubes are moving, if your pubes are moving
If your pubes are moving, then you need a clinic baby

Boy, look at that disgusting rash
Tell me that you're not into that girls gash
You think this could be erased
Nah, I let you cum all over my face
I'm a classy gay, homo outta here
You're full of something but it ain't love
And what you got, smells like fish poo
Go find somebody new

You can tell me its not infected and deny-ny-ny, ny-ny-ny, deny-ny
But I smell it on your ballsack so goodbye-bye-bye, bye-bye-bye

I know you lie
'Cause your pubes are moving
Tell me did you use your thumb?
I might be young, but I ain't stupid
Making it quiver with your tongue
I gave you ass, you gave me herpes
Saying how, I'm the only one
But I know you lie
'Cause your pubes are moving
Baby don't you know I'm done

If your pubes are moving, if your pubes are moving
If your pubes are moving, then you need a clinic baby
If your pubes are moving, if your pubes are moving
If your pubes are moving, then you need a clinic baby

Hey baby don't you bring them swabs
'Cause it's too late, too late baby
My ass and dick are squeaky clean
Disappear with your damaged peen

You can hide your oozing penis and deny-ny-ny, ny-ny-ny, deny-ny
I'm not here for healing creams so goodbye-bye-bye, bye-bye-bye

I know you lie
'Cause your pubes are moving
Tell me did you use your thumb?
I might be young, but I ain't stupid
Making it quiver with your tongue
I gave you ass, you gave me herpes
Saying how I'm the only one
But I know you lie
'Cause your pubes are moving
Baby don't you know I'm done

Come on, gays!

If your pubes are moving, if your pubes are moving
If your pubes are moving, then you need a clinic baby
If your pubes are moving, if your pubes are moving
If your pubes are moving, then you need a clinic baby

I know you lie
'Cause your pubes are moving
Tell me did you use your thumb?
I might be young, but I ain't stupid
Making it quiver with your tongue
I gave you ass, you gave me herpes
Saying how, I'm the only one
But I know you lie
'Cause your pubes are moving
Baby don't you know I'm done

Mr Penisul takes a bow to his audience and as the crowd are clambering to their feet for an ovation, he ignites the jet pack and rises into the air and disappears into the sky.

[Jay.]

omg all good entries so far

dezzy omg

[Ross.]

Flawless entries so far.

[Niamh.]

Just catching up, amazing

[Jarrod]