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Strictly 2020: Maisie Smith Love Island 6: Sophie
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A man is walking along the street with his pet duck in his arms. He sees the cinema and there is a film he really really wants to see. He has to hide the duck so he unzips his pants and pushes the duck in then closes his coat. Next to him in the cinema sit two women. The man gets very warm so he opens his coat and the duck pops his beak out. One of the women says to the other 'Mary the guy next to me has his dick out of his pants' The other woman says 'So what? If you see one you have seen them all' to which her friend replies 'Yes but this one is EATING MY POPCORN'
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