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A man walks into a Chinese take away.

' I would like some duck' he said
'Hasahhhhhhhhhhhhhha' the Chinese guy says 'We have no duck'
'I would like some duck please ' the man persisted
'Fasahhhhhhhhhhhhhha' the Chinese guy says 'We HAVE no duck'
The man is more than pissed off now and a bit drunk so he says again
'I want SOME DUCK'
'Hasahhhhhhhhhhhhh' The Chines guy says 'We play a little game. Now, take the C out of CHIPS what you got?'
'Hips' said the customer
'Very good' The Chinese man smiles 'Now take the R out of RICE what you got?'
'Ice' said the customer
'Very very good' The Chinese man said 'NOW take the F out of Duck what you got?'
The customer thinks for a second then says
'There is no F IN DUCK
'EXACTLY' the Chinese guy says. 'Now **** off'

( I like me duck jokes haha)