So yeah I kind of messed that up but thanks for the cuts. Andrew, Stuart, Paul, Justine, Jonathan and Govan are left and I don't envy you three at all (lol)
Mess.
I'll cut Stuart and save Justine I guess lol idk
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Stuart Hosking (BB2)
I didn't know ET was on Big Brother 2?
Anyway I've only seen the first four weeks of BB2 (i.e. up to Narinder's eviction) and I hated Stuart. He was really smarmy misogynistic bore who like cried about his children all day and I could really care less. The only moment he was a part of is when Amma screeched at him from two rooms away "YOU'RE SMALL SMUG AND **** I HATE YOU!!!" and it was great, but Stuart didn't contribute anything to do so lol. Luckily Stuart got evicted in week 2 so he didn't stink the screen up with his presence any longer.
Oh yeah he randomly came back in the Timewarp twist which annoyed me because they could have gotten [insert BB6 housemate here] but oh well
Saving Justine, because who else was I meant to save lol
Oh and a friendly reminder that Andrew, Paul, Jonathan and Govan are waiting nervously to find out if they're going to be cut/anyone remembers their existence in this TV show/on this planet.
So basically here's all the HM profiles to go in the OP.
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Matthew Davies
So Matthew, I don't really remember anything about him but I'll try. Matthew entered on launch night with, imo, a bag of potential, he seemed posh and the bitchy type, like Derek or Gina, and they always make great housemates. Sadly, he was a complete flop. Matthew got locked in a cage on launch night and to be honest he may as well have stayed there for the duration of his stay as we barely saw him again. Matthew's defining moment was of course his row with one Helen Wood, she got in his face, called him a skinny pigeon chested ****, shouted "ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT" x100y. There was something so dislikeable about Matthew for me though, he seemed so bitter and snobby, really thinking he was something special but was actually just a mind numbing bore who made a few bitchy comments. Matthew was evicted as part of the girl power week twist, which I was sad to see happen because it meant Ashleigh's scheming going to waste, not because I actually cared about Matthew. Then when he left he finally came out and is in a relationship with Mark Bryon. Get it girl.
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I am saving Kate because logic and the sooner Macie accepts BB3 as his lord and saviour the GOD DAMNED BETTER
#225 - Pauline 'Pozza' Bennett (BB15)
The most basic argument for Pauline's failure in this list, of course, is being the catalyst in Helen Wood's journey. That final pass might've been a flawed concept from the very beginning but at least give it to someone basic and obvious? Christopher? Mark? That would've been OK? I mean even at the point of giving it out, Helen was the most boring housemate in there by a mile. Zero buzz about her on launch night. Bizarre decision.
In the ultimate series of rapid turnarounds of public perception (see: let's evict Winston) (see: let's crown Helen) (see: Danielle's a homophobe but also the fan favourite), Pauline's was the quickest and the most sour. Launch night favourites seldom do well in Big Brother: a wacky and weird VT can definitely scrape you through a week or two but soon after that you're going to become Wolfy, or Laura McAdam. So when 11 bland nothings failed to stand out against Auntie Pauline (for obvious reasons) on launch night, thus began her journey of tragic delusion. Rejecting the second-launch housemates almost entirely, she flung her killer nomination at Jale and then, bafflingly, didn't seem cut up about it. Like she actually enjoyed giving it out and thought it was entirely fair. In fact for someone so teeteringly close to resembling a troll doll on steroids, she sure did love her body shaming; calling Chris "the short ugly one", the constant pulling apart of Jale in front of everyone in the kitchen, claiming she was eating more than her share even when her allies (Ash) said they had more food than Jale.
I just feel that whenever we bestow power upon a housemate and give them a little room to sit in, alone, to bitch about every other new arrival (see: Hopkins) it just immediately turns sour (see: thinking Ash is a candidate for the final pass on looks alone) and undoes everything about them with the swiftest possible action. We owe it to ourselves and to future housemates like Pauline not to build them up only to fall so quickly.
Also she loved calling people 'recidivist' and I don't think she even knew what the word meant
Also fuck that ho for thinking she can come in a year after Jackie Travers and pick up the "fitness mum" spiel. Get the hell out, bitch.
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~IDK but it's low and quite frankly deserved~ CAROLINE WHARRAM7
Right, I don't even know where to begin with this one, I might as well start from the beginning where she genuinely was one of my favourites, I think her VT is one of the best of the C5 era, as she hilariously tells us of stories of her ski season which was a disaaassstaaa and explains to us that she got punched in the face (I can't for the life of me figure out why somebody would do this too such a warm character), her early friendship with Scott looked like she was heading into one of my all time favourites if she carried on, however it was just 72 hours into the series when her ghastly campaign kicked into gear, revelling in the demise of harmless dog lover Victoria, she cackled as she told Becky Hannon how irritating she was and it was great she had left the house (the irony isn't ****ing lost on this one, informing Becky that somebody else was an irritant), it became abundantly clear that targeting weaker housemates was what she believed made her so powerful, yet she was just a weak, pathetic bitch that couldn't even handle being spun around on a roundabout, tragic cow. Anyway back to the goading of weaker housemates, squeaky Chris was next, who was quite frankly a bit useless himself, but hold it together and show a bit of compassion for him when he's not even up the stairs, before cheering like a banshee with your coven, you ****ing warthog.
Immaturity was Caroline's middle name as she ventured through the series, mainly directed at Benedict, so he came in the shower, get a life, you irritating prude. She once again cackled at his demise, yet he had the last laugh anyway having the eviction of the series, hers only got about 10 viewers because everybody cared more about the Olympics. Bye. Other levels of immaturity shown was when she goaded Deana over a hair on the table, to which Deana gleefully replied that it was her pubes, to which Caroline showed disgust <333, despite trying to make Deana feel like ****e. She also showed repugnant personality traits by being a racist parasite, exclaiming that Adam was a gorilla and had something to do with Martin Luther King or whatever, she simply tried too hard to be a villain and instead came across as a second rate Bea Hamil, with racial implications to boot, not only this, there was also the whole "OOH LOOK AT ME I ORDERED JUST CHOCOLATE OFF THE SHOPPING LIST, AREN'T I EDGY AND FUNNY AND INTERESTING", no you are none of the ****ing above, it was done not 9 months before you by the other token posh housemate of the series, you were worthless, you were odious and your eviction while manipulated was quite frankly deserved because looking back Luke Scrase had the most perfect arse known to man. So whatever. There has been probably a lot of content that I have missed during this time of reliving her time in the house, but you get the gist of how terrible of a person she was. Don't forget she also wanted Conor to win the entire series, so that tells us all that we need to know.
Oh she also got me permanently banned off Digital Spy because I called her a see you next Tuesday. Guess what my luv, you still are one to this day. Now shove that hairbrush you left the house with where the sun won't shine.
I save King Dexter Koh. (I was expecting to have to save Marcus really, I was shocked that Macie found 18 more people to oust before him, what an absolute gem <3)
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Sarah Greenwood - BB16:
I'll admit it I don't hate Sarah that much at all. She's not that bad. But she's possibly the most overrated housemate in the sixteen series of Big Brother UK. That's probably party the reason I don't like her that much. Sarah entered on launch and I was pretty excited on what she had to deliver she seemed like she would be one of the carriers of the series and she had all the ingredients to make a good housemate. She was feisty, strong opinionated but not nasty. However, along came Danny Wisker and things were pretty much doomed for Sarah after that. Danny managed to destroy any personality Sarah had and she pretty much just had around fifteen minutes each highlights with her 'will they/won't they' storyline showmance segment between her and Danny. Sarah became a robot of Danny and his group and pretty much went from being one of my favourites to fading into a housemate who if you brought up in a years time I'd be like. Hew?
Along came #4in4out and Sarah I thought looked set to stay. However, things took a pretty sour turn a few minutes before lines closed and we saw Sarah's nasty side as she attempted to blame Joel for Aaron's removal from the house. I'm not a massive Joel fan even but I think this crossed the line and showed me that she practically had no morals and was willing to defend her friends even if she knew they was in the wrong. Sarah provoked the situation with Aaron along her with her little minion Harriet 'flash him one more time Aaron' and this just basically sealed the deal for me that Sarah actually wasn't all that.
#4in4out came and Sarah was the last housemate to be evicted. Did she take her eviction well? No. Did she act like a sulky little bitch? Yes. Sarah was possibly one of the worst housemates ever to react to an eviction she was FURIOUS. Her behaviour afterwards on BOTS along with that of her BFF's Harriet was possibly the most embarrassing thing I've ever had to endure in my life.
That's the sad story of Sarah Greenwood who's potential was destroyed by one man Danny Wisker.
I save Hazel
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Shanessa Reilly (BB8)
Shanessa entered the Big Brother house at a ridiculously late stage of the game. Like, even Charley had gone by then, what’s the point. Shanessa (I almost wrote Charley then. Either I’m turning into Hayden or Shanessa’s just that exciting to write about) entered with a hideous Scottish man witch, roughly thirty five glamour models and a man who ENJOYS TEDDY BEARS AND BISEXUAL SPANKINGS and still seemed like the oddball. Shanessa was Welsh, and not like the good Welsh, like Laura or Rachel Rice or Tom Jones. Shanessa was the bad Welsh, like The Valleys or occasional racism. Shanessa had tits. Shanessa rubbed said tits over Liam McGough on her first night. Shanessa had awful taste in men. Shanessa was part of the most Channel 5-ish non-Channel 5 twist the show’s ever seen, the Halfway House. Shanessa was as none-the-wiser as to what any of that meant as we were. Shanessa started in the Halfway House, then won entry into the main house by coming out of a box (as opposed to Liam who she wished was coming in her box), then was sent back to the Halfway House in a shocking twist known as “The Producers Ballsing Things Up”. Shanessa was evicted about as quickly as she entered. Shanessa would probably have been robbed had it been anybody else in her shoes (albeit not David either), but because she just wasn’t that good a housemate it didn’t really matter. Shanessa was a pale imitation of Kinga before her and didn’t even fill the role as well as Biannca many years later. Shanessa was just sort of there. Shanessa was somehow 26 years old.
I'm saving Alison because I had to watch This Morning once.
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Bubble Hold Me!
Hey Lisa hey
Finally I picked someone I don't have much of an opinion on.
The only thing that springs to mind when you refer to Bubble is that time when he tripped over the seat in the living area, perhaps his funniest moment and ironically the only time he performed naturally comedy. For me Bubble was an early incarnation of Maxwell without the nasty.
Remember the time when he refused to dance with a gay Irish man? Yeah...
Anyway Bubble's downfall was great because he was so sure he was going to win and survive all evictions until the end and was in fact beaten by international popstar Paul much to everyone's shock/glee/relief
I gladly save Mutha Toya to fight for another day.
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evict Siavash, save Pete
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###. Siavash Sappaghpour (BB10)
Ugh I've held up doing this write-up because it brings back lots of bad memories of BB10 and how much Siavash ruined it (especially in the final weeks) but I guess I can hold off on it no longer. Siavash really annoyed me in BB10 due to his hypocrisy, he would always talk about how other people are 'playing the game' when he was the biggest gameplayer in the house (like with the constant empty threats of walking) We saw it before with Ziggy and later on with John James and I'm honestly tired of it.
Siavash was faker than faux fur as it was obvious he was trying to pander to the audience in order for him to win but he hid it under the fact he was ~all loving~ and here for the experience not the money or some ****. He constantly organized nomination boycotts (which I really think were just an attempt to save himself) and unfortunately production and his fellow housemates followed along with his **** and it angered me Siavash getting ejected for constant rule breaking would have been hilarious (especially since Kitten got ejected for far less) but it wasn't meant to be. The height of my frustration with the nomination mess was when Big Brother decided to punish the housemates for Siavash refusing to nominate and put all of them up for eviction, meaning angelic Hira got evicted
Another reason I hate Siavash is due to his 'relationship' with Noirin and I use the term relationship loosely because they like made out a few times and that's it? And then Siavash wanted to start a relationship with her but she knocked him back and he had a meltdown, and then the public took his side ffs despite the fact he was essentially cheating on his girlfriend . The worst part of all this was during Noirin's eviction interview and Davina basically attacked her for the whole situation, saying “HE LEFT HIS GIRLFRIEND FOR YOU” (or something like that) and it was really gross. I didn't understand why Noirin was getting all the blame when Siavash was the one previously in a relationship and was cheat... oh wait it's because she's female.
Ofc the public bought into Siavash's bull**** and liked him for being 'a character' or something (when we lost genuine characters like Angel RIP) and he managed to make the ****ing final, where he was hilariously crushed by Sophie <3333 so that's a small victory I guess, but not enough to make up for Siavash's detrimental contribution to BB10 (he's one of the main reasons I don't like it).
In conclusion: Siavash is a prick who tried to mask his audience manipulation under the pretence of selflessness and love and it made me sick. Also apparently he was a male model
Saving Pete, he gets too much hate imo
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save Saffia, cut Rex
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Sam Pepper
Big Brother 11 (7th Place)
No, you aren't looking at an unkempt lesbian. This, ladies and gentlemen, is Sam Pepper. Not content with burying the BB coffin with a below-average series, producers took it to themselves to stick Sam in despite already being rejected by the housemates themselves a few weeks previous. Entering as part of the 'Ignore the Obvious' task, Sam was forced to wear OTT clothing by Big Brother. Everything after this showcased Sam to be the same person he is to this day: an attention seeking irritant.
In true "let's create forced drama!!!!!!!" fashion, Sam went for the shows front runner, Josie, pretty much from the off. If it was anything classic or noteworthy I'd have let him off, but I can only really recall him winding her up by going for the "you're a bore" cliché and sticking his willy in her face (I'm not making that up am I? That did happen?).
Since BB Sam's gone on to gain internet 'stardom', with his latest antics causing police questioning due to 'sexual harassment'. Lad.
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Callum Knell (BB14)
Ok, ok. I do appreciate that some people do like Callum and appreciated him for the hot mess that he is/was but, like… I can’t even do that, I'm sorry. There’s ironically supporting someone and then there’s just supporting Callum. I've a number of thoughts about Callum, and none of them are exactly what I'd describe as supporting. Or ironic, I hope. He just really irritated me and I can’t exactly say why. I don’t think I’ve ever cringed every time a housemate appeared on screen before Callum came along (maybe that’s why then). And when he did come along, Callum at first seemed like a vaguely normal human being.
Until he met Jackie Travers, that is.
I’ve got a very slight bias for Jackie Travers, I'm not sure if you've noticed. And when she first heard Callum’s (actually not true I don’t think?) claim that he slept with a mother and a daughter once, boy, did she not let go of that. I've erased much of it from my memory but I don't recall it particularly changing my opinion of Callum, more so strengthening my love for all things Jackie Travers and her fractured hand-induced.. ness. And from then on a rivalry was born which was made stranger by him attempting tirelessly to do her daughter all through this, and yes I’d much rather focus on this than the Callum-Dexter rivalry because neither of those two people are really any good at just generally existing as people when I think about it.
So yeah, Callum was incredibly awkward and also incredibly up for a bizarre feud or two. Like, he had his stand-out moments in his confusing relationship with Charlie Travers (“soar”, and that’s more or less the end of the list) but whilst some use that as a reason for his brilliance as a housemate, they made me want to glue my eyelids shut more than anything so? Oh, and speaking of wanting to glue one’s eyelids shut, he did done a striptease for some reason (…trust me, there was nothing there to tease). I just feel sorry for anyone who was eating during that particular moment, because it wouldn’t have stayed down long. Callum also had a nice friendship with Sam which was actually only nice if you liked either Callum or Sam, or both, or could actually even bare them as housemates. Or as people. I liked neither and therefore their friendship made me want to vomit just as much as Callum’s striptease did.
And then he started playing with knives and plotting to smother Dexter in his sleep and stuff and he was evicted over Hazel and it was glorious? God bless Dexter’s fan base (that couldn’t get Sam out at the twenty two odd opportunities they had to do so (over Dan and Sophie lol) or get behind him enough to win). As I said, I don’t have positive feelings towards either of them, but Dexter only made me want to stick my foot through the TV a couple of times a week, not every minute of the day like his foe did. Which is nice.
So that was Callum. I’m off to puke.
I'm saving Lauren and I'm assuming the only reason she was nominated in the first place is because Jake didn't read the rules.
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David 'Yorkshire Pudding' Ramsden
Bea described David perfectly when she said 'He's like a Yorkshire pudding. Without gravy (Lisa) he's bland and lacking in taste'.
David entered BB10 as the gay bubbly man from Yorkshire filled with knowledge from the outside world so he would have known who was popular and whatnot. Instead he aligned himself with Public Enemy #1 chain smoking Lisa and with that they were wedged on their bus stop throughout the during of their stays inside the house. I think they even say out a task to smoke at the bus stop?
David is too remembered for being a hissy fit thrower and a rivalry between David and Bea soon formed. Or, more accurately, Bea taking down David with every opportunity. For example, David proceeded to have a rant about being nominated but at the same time uttering 'I'm not bothered, really I'm not bothered' to which Bea said what we were all thinking, 'That was the most bothered response to being nominated I've ever seen'.
David also chanted 'Nanu Nanu' often but the less said about that the better (even Lisa told him to shut up).
Somehow David came third. Pity vote?
I save Queen Lea from going out at such an early stage.
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Originally Posted by EspeonBB
Cut Jack & Joe, Save Sunshine
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###. Jack & Joe Glenny (BB14)
I don't actually HATE Jack & Joe like I hate Gerry or Siavash for example but I still find them extremely annoying. They seemed really fake throughout and their act of like bickering with each other and jumping around for the cameras seemed really rehearsed and I was not here for it. Of course the British public has no taste so they lapped it up and they were fan favourites throughout despite them grating on my last nerve. I just don't get how their whole act was funny, not only because it wasn't genuine, but because they didn't make me laugh once. Luckily they only came fourth but apparently production still loves them because they make frequent appearances on BOTS and they were on the shortlist to enter the Timewarp Bunker or whatever that was called (I mean they are better than Helen but still...)
I can't really come up with anything else tbh (I need a BB14 rewatch – really I just need to experience Gina Rio again). I will say that the twins aren't necessarily awful people like Conor or Dennis and they weren't detrimental to the series like John James or Aaron but I don't like them and I find them fake as hell, so they need to go.
Saving Sunshine <333 (why was she nominated tho )
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~Oh whatever I haven't kept count~ STUART PILKINGTON
Tbh all I remember is Rachel being booed for his eviction and Davina cackling. The nasty twat. He cried over his daughter and failed to crowd surf because nobody wanted to associate themselves with his dull, extremely pointless existence. His Showmance was dull as **** as well. Like what a useless human being. Bore off.
I save Mario and if you don't like that then open your eyes.
I know some people are probably excited to see the back of Zoe because she's BORING (does this even mean anything since the word is used so haphazardly in modern day BBUK?) but I actually find her really ****ing annoying so I'm glad she's out! We all know the story, she was some singer who was on Pop Idol and she acted like she was an actual celebrity or something even though she used her talent to sing-narrate a Biannca lap dance (let's get Biannca out soon btw), and then she made a comment about how Tesco workers can't keep up with her ~glamorous lifestyle~ and her ~exciting stories~ I mean, the whole thing was blown out of proportion because this show has turned into a constant feedback loop where all of your character flaws are exploited to death, but Zoe was up her own ass and thought she was a hot shot so I didn't really care! And then she got evicted and everyone forgot that Zoe Birkett existed.
I'm saving Adele because she duh, it's Adele.
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#211 - Jennifer Clark
She got her mitts on Dale the bitch who does she think she is-
OK no. Whiney Big Brother housemates usually constitute good viewing, at least in the public's minds - Nikki Grahame, Jade Goody (the first time around), Makosi all did very well despite having breakdowns at the drop of some Cherry Tango. But once the golden era of Big Brother died along with Ken Russell, so did our patience and every diva that has since stepped through those double doors has been at least semi-hated.
One of the sillier and more pathetic ones was Jennifer. Her stand-out moment being one where she cried because Rex put some food on a picture she painted of Stuart led to one of the more shocking nights in Big Brother history and whilst that could be construed as "making drama" and "stealing the show" ultimately all she did was cry and tell Rex to **** off. The cogs and wheels were put in place by Dale, Rex, Darnell, Dennis, Rebecca and Mohamed.
Aside from that night she shacked up in bed with Dale, wore a lot of make-up that didn't suit her and some RIDICULOUS BEADS, nominated literally the only good housemates available in the house at the time (Mario/Lisa/Rachel/Kat/Michael/Mo), and rightly had her ass handed to her in week three. What a waste of time.
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Isaac Stout - BB10:
Two days. Two days. Isaac came in the house at a ridiculously late stage of the game after BB10 had what about seventeen housemates what walked? (Slight overreaction know). He came in and I along with many others I expect hoped for fireworks. His ex-girlfriend was then the notorious maneater Noirin who had charmed her way into the hearts of Sree , Marcus and Siavash. (Yeah she was the female equivalent of Pete from BB7). But. She had a boyfriend. His name was Isaac Stout. Isaac came in the house and did some slight dragging of Siavash as he was raged by him and Noirin it seemed. It wasn't fireworks though more like a sparkler. He then basically sulked around for two days refusing to get to know any fellow housemates really apart from his ex-girlfriend (Hello this is big brother?).
Queen Noirin then had to say a sad goodbye two days after Isaac had entered the house and Isaac pretty much decided that this was his end of his big brother journey. So it was goodbye Isaac after not that much longer than 48 hours in the house.
I save Tom
Reece then needs to choose to evict either Sophie from BB14, or Sezer, who will be #209.
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Vanessa Nimmo
Vanessa quickly fell into the 'nice but dull' squad with her strong friendship with Shell and Daniel which meant that she quickly faded into irrelevance. She was also a calming influence towards Kitten too and was eventually the reason as to why she got out of the house because Kitten wanted her to have the money (LOL).
She grew into a hate figure during the bedsit task when she was exposed as being two faced to stellar fan favourite Michelle when she thought she had been evicted. Also during that week Vanessa became closer to the Jungle Cats and thus a hatred for Nadia and Marco grew. Also that week she let Jason molest her on the radiator which led to uncomfortable live feed footage but a hilarious moment for Emma and Michelle to revel in.
Anyway this all built up and of course fight night happened. Arguably you could say that Vanessa did not do much during fight night. Wrong - apparently after Vanessa screamed '**** OFF NADIA' she went and hit Nadia (and Nadia retaliated but w/e) which led to security being called into the house.
After producer's threw her a lifeline of having an extended week she did nothing lol but her actions on fight night got her evicted with a hefty 86% of the vote so good going girl.
I save Sallie Axl too because high street all the way
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Tamara Stewart-Wood
Big Brother 15 (19th Place)
The best thing Tamara brought to BB15? Being evicted first.
Tamara Wood, everybody.. The self confessed "MANiPULATOR" (hm) who went on about how she likes to be in control and doesn't let men walk all over her etc in her VT. A promising proposition, we all love a bit of a feisty female and it looked like Tamara was going to deliver. Wrong. A few days in and she had already had the life sucked from her cheek bones by none other than Winston (and then got all pissy on twitter when he decided to move on to someone with an actual personality). Cuddles in the pod, date nights for two and feet-rubbing is pretty much what Tamara had to offer. It could be argued that she was Helen's partner in crime, but then again if she was she done a pretty naff job (aside from the odd bitchy comment here and there, she pretty much replied to Helen with a "yeah, I agree" each time). Perhaps she was guilty by association, but she had to go one way or another and her early departure is one of 15s only saving graces. Had she of stayed she'd have only slid herself further into Helen's arse anyway.
Tamara reminds me of a balloon, deflating over a week. Except it was never really pumped in the first place. A flat, rubbery balloon which exhaled a puff of air once every few hours.
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Save Anton, cut Jay
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Save Dean Cut Cameron
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cut Jonny save Nichola
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#. Jonny Regan (BB3)
Jonny's awfulness is not nearly stated enough because a lot of you people refuse to watch anything before BB5 and thus are trying to get Sada and Penny out of the first boot hurt/heal game when ****ing Bonnie and Victoria and Sallie are still in, but LET IT BE KNOWN that Jonny is a special kind of awful. Jonny's whole thing was being ~Mr. Fun And Games~ which meant that he engaged in awful hijinks and ****, and then when he'd be nominated he'd wallow in self-pity and be all Woe Is Me, and then he'd only get like 20% of the vote to evict and go back to being the annoying class clown. It was an endless cycle of self-victimizing and it was INFURIATING to watch, especially when you consider that every eviction would alternate between Jonny barely getting any votes and the much superior Alex Sibley barely surviving. If you want a modern BBUK analogy for Jonny, you can say that he's kind of like Brian Belo in BB8 in how he plays up to the cameras in a pretty obvious way, except the BB3 group was a largely intelligent one so they'd always call out Jonny on his bull**** <3
What else... he'd also get Kate incredibly drunk and it was uncomfortable to watch him literally tilt her head back and pour alcohol down her throat. He screamed his lungs off at Jade because she was worried, but according to Jonny she has no right to worry because he's the one who has been NOMINATED *THREE* *TIMES* !!!!! and then during the final Davina asked how he'd want to be remembered and Jonny said "the person who put a smile on the nation's face" and I nearly threw up all over my computer.
I'm saving Nichola because she asked Darren if he would like to sit on her face and I bet nobody knows that because nobody's bothered to watch BB1 oops.
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Cristian MJC - BB16:
'I think I should be on celebrity big brother.' Remember Cristian? That guy from BB16 who didn't really do much at all for the first four/five weeks in the house except feature in short clips of him working out in the garden? Yeah. Cristian pretty much was a dullard from the start he didn't do much during his stay in the house for the first few weeks as it seemed he was almost a little desperate to be liked. He floated through and seemed to be obsessed over by about five or six members on the forum but for me they never seemed to comment on his personality it was all 'Oh my god he's so gorgeous' 'I could watch him do his work out routine all day long'. No. This is Big Brother. People are judged on their personality. They've started letting guys on ANTM watch that if you want to see some people who are good looking.
Cristian then magically managed to create a personality for himself after he was put on the chopping block for the time warp housemates. He acted like a tool and tried to start arguments over nothing to try and create himself this personality and not be classed as the bore of the house. Unfortunately, for some bizarre reason he stayed in the house and we had to endure Cristian right until the final. He then began to pick on housemates who had 'no personality' like Sam but this basically meant if you liked Marc you pretty much didn't have a personality in Cristian's books. Cristian then stayed and flew back under the radar and didn't do much up until the final. At least he came sixth place eh?
I save Dale
and then Reece/Daniel_ have Andrew BB1, Paul BB2, Govan BB11 and Jonathan BB7 to fight over.
xoxoxo
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24-07-2015, 11:54 PM
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You're write ups gave my life u need to do them ASAP and pick who you evict
We saw it before with Ziggy and later on with John James and I'm honestly tired of it.
. The worst part of all this was during Noirin's eviction interview and Davina basically attacked her for the whole situation, saying “HE LEFT HIS GIRLFRIEND FOR YOU” (or something like that) and it was really gross. I didn't understand why Noirin was getting all the blame when Siavash was the one previously in a relationship and was cheat... oh wait it's because she's female.
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