[Shaun]

#191 - Amy Alexandra (BB8)


It is common knowledge that all of the halfway-housemates with the improbable exception of Kara-Louise (and Munkety Tunkety) sucked. Hard. Amy was the least messy of the bunch but at the expense of a personality. The UK lad-mags culture was at its peak around 2007 so the desperate attempt to chuck her in and hope for the best with her tits was painfully obvious, and even then she looks like an unfortunate cross between Rebecca Adlington and a shovel.

She tried for a showmance with Liam in full knowledge that the fans, let alone the entire world, were already bored to tears with keeping up with Ziggy and Chanelle, and aside from a handful of the usual highlights this calibre of housemate gets (naked jacuzzi moment! lesbian kiss!) all she really did was fall victim to the obvious "well the original housemates are never going to not-nominate her" edit. I suppose I could say the same for Sam but she WAS LOVELY AND WILL WIN THIS IN THE END GODDAMNIT.

I save Belo because he actually did stuff in this series I suppose