[Livia]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

It's because you don't have a Jew friend I told you. I can do it because me and Livia are secret forum bezzies. And Niamh can because she's Irish and... Well...

I think we should cool it.

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

I might be regarded as a swine for this but I'm boared with this thread now. I mean some of the jokes are worthy of Del Trotter but sillier rasher statements I have never seen before.

I mean, if the story is true, then Cameron did it only once - he's an hamateur - and it's not as if he actually porked the dead pig, he just pushed his sausage between its pork chops.

Anyway, no one really knows if this story is true or if someone's telling pork pies, and I'm pigging sick of hearing about it now and all the crappy puns, sow I say let's loin a lesson and drop it.

LOL Bloody hell Kirk, how long did you labour over that?