[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

It means that you're being boring / a fuddy duddy / a stick in the mud (excuse the pun). I'm just trying to work out how an elderly man ends up with a vagina full of sand, to be honest.



... And the **** is this all about? A bit OTT. A bit.

Do you KNOW me T.S? Do you know what I look like or what physical condition I am in? Do you know whether I am the 'life and soul' socially and if people take instantly to my personality or not in REAL life?

No you don't, and so your posts border between insulting and infantiley stupid.

As for 'sand in my vagina', I will wager ANY amount you wish to name that IF you did meet me personally then you would NOT repeat the twaddle you keep saying about me on here.

Oh - and are you really saying that I am OTT because I said that I would beat someone to death for trying to push a stick up my anus?

What kind of clubs do you frequent in secret T.S?

[Kizzy]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Do you KNOW me T.S? Do you know what I look like or what physical condition I am in? Do you know whether I am the 'life and soul' socially and if people take instantly to my personality or not in REAL life?

No you don't, and so your posts border between insulting and infantiley stupid.

As for 'sand in my vagina', I will wager ANY amount you wish to name that IF you did meet me personally then you would NOT repeat the twaddle you keep saying about me on here.

Oh - and are you really saying that I am OTT because I said that I would beat someone to death for trying to push a stick up my anus?

What kind of clubs do you frequent in secret T.S?

It was banter... being from porkshire you should be used to sow much, quit your squealing.

[user104658]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Do you KNOW me T.S? Do you know what I look like or what physical condition I am in? Do you know whether I am the 'life and soul' socially and if people take instantly to my personality or not in REAL life?

Baffled that you think I care about any of this. Really, truly baffled. I'm not sure what I've done or said to suggest that I do care, but I can assure you, whatever it was, it's been taken the wrong way.

No you don't, and so your posts border between insulting and infantiley stupid.

Gosh darnit, the aim is to achieve both at once in perfect unity. "Bordering between" is no good! No good at all! Back to the drawing board. With m'crayons.

As for 'sand in my vagina', I will wager ANY amount you wish to name that IF you did meet me personally then you would NOT repeat the twaddle you keep saying about me on here.

Oh - and are you really saying that I am OTT because I said that I would beat someone to death for trying to push a stick up my anus?

What kind of clubs do you frequent in secret T.S?

You say you don't have a sandy vagina and then you go queefing all this sand everywhere. It just doesn't make sense.

I wonder though; are you suggesting that I would not "repeat the twaddle" because I would be physically intimidated by you? Or is it because I would take instantly to your personality? A combination of the two maybe?

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Baffled that you think I care about any of this. Really, truly baffled. I'm not sure what I've done or said to suggest that I do care, but I can assure you, whatever it was, it's been taken the wrong way.



Gosh darnit, the aim is to achieve both at once in perfect unity. "Bordering between" is no good! No good at all! Back to the drawing board. With m'crayons.



You say you don't have a sandy vagina and then you go queefing all this sand everywhere. It just doesn't make sense.

I wonder though; are you suggesting that I would not "repeat the twaddle" because I would be physically intimidated by you? Or is it because I would take instantly to your personality? A combination of the two maybe?

You are actually smile-provoking, even when you are being a dick.