[gamepodfan]

i have made a my own shop called 1p shop buy anything for 1p come on down

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by gamepodfan

i have made a my own shop called 1p shop buy anything for 1p come on down

got any razors and shaving foam?

[gamepodfan]

yes there 0.5p

[Crimson Dynamo]

Its ok I got some at Aldi earlier

[Will.]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

So far my best selling pipe tobacco at the shop is


5. Presbyterian Blend

4. Borkhum Riff

3. MacBarren Scottish mixture

2. Frog Morton on the Town


1. Orlik Golden Slice


Quite surprised that a flake is number 1


I am also selling out of Ardbeg Uigeadail Whisky 70 cl - its at Ł45 at the mo and it may have to go up.


No probs with staff but not too keen on seeing a security guard go past with a tattoo on her leg that says "aint no black in the Union Jack"

could be bad for business

I've sacked her.

[Daniel-X]

BREAKING: NAOMI IS PREGNANT WHOS THE MUMMY?

After the mall opening last night the new workers at the mall enjoyed themselves a night out drinking cider worth 15p from Lidl that Will had kindly bought them. The staff were seen enjoying themselves from around 6 at night till 6 in the morning (THE FOLLOWING WEEK) when Velma was seen walking out with Mary's sick in her braids and a large tube or lubricant shoved down her bra.

However, the most shocking news to emerge is that Naomi Parks-Campbell is in fact pregnant after the night out. 'I thought it wasn't possible to be preggers after like one night but when I went and got the after morning pill they told me that I was too late and that the party had gone on for FIVE days'

'I panicked and went and peed on a lollipop stick but Kathy kindly told me that didn't work and instead helped insert a pregnancy test into my Fanny. It came out positive and now I'm pregnant but the thing is I had sex with every single woman there so I don't know who the mummy is?'

While this sparks the biggest mystery since Dale Wintons killing spree nobody is sure of what will happen next and WHO IS THE MUMMY OF NAOMI'S BABY?

[Will.]

Who Is The Mother?

[MB.]

[Will.]

What are your predictions guys?

[gamepodfan]

me(lol)

[Will.]

It will be shocking

[Will.]

EX BGT star Hannah Spice joins Will's mall with her own clothes range called "Garden Life" with the saying:



"If you buy your clothes from a garden centre, you deserve to look like a failure. "

Hannah is a feisty bitch and no one dare stand in her way, Hannah is the meanest bitch in Blackpool, she willl tell anyone to **** off.

Hannah hopes her new fashion range will inspire the world: "It's better than Victoria's Secret and Mulberry, who would buy their crap.

Hannah confesses she is an amazing singer, "I'm living a better life than the spice girls, I perform in the local old peoples home every night."

Hannah also claims that she saw who Naomi shagged, but isn't ready to tell yet because she is a slimy attention seeking brat.

[BlankSpace]

well this thread has made my day

[Will.]

Originally Posted by BlankSpace

well this thread has made my day

<3, thanks!

[Jřsh]

Can I possibly have a job here?

[Will.]

Originally Posted by Jřsh

Can I possibly have a job here?

If you like.

[Will.]

BREAKING: Beryl murdered! Who's the killer?

Will1999 saw a tragic incident today after Beryl was pushed off the top floor, landing on a regular customer Madge, her guts splattered into Mad Mary's Ice Cream parlour.

In the hours before Beryl's death she was seen applying for Big Brother 17, with Hannah saying she's too fat to go on the show.

Beryl replied: eh! Wat u talking about sis? I ****ing batter you with you ugly garden clothes range! Now piss off."

She was also seen talking to a mysterious hooded figure before quickly making an escape.

Before Beryl was pushed customers heard her say: "Orgasm me one more time for the love of Jesus", before she fell the her death.

It is unknown who the culprit is, and this marks another huge mystery for Will, with Naomi's baby story also hot at the moment.

Kathy fainted in horror at the scene, tragically falling down the escalator whilst dancing to "Cheeky Girls."

Norah saw the incident but continued to orgasm herself over the latest lesbian attitude magazine cover.

Evil Hannah began to laugh at Beryl's dead body, but Velma soon grabbed a pole and battered Hannah.

Naomi searched the scene of the crime and noticed there was a note with the words: "I can't keep the secret."

Beryl was a much loved staff member and will be sadly missed.

[Will.]

BREAKING: I can exclusively reveal that there's a massive twist planned very soon. All I can say is I've been lying to you...


What's the secret?

[Will.]

BREAKING: LIVE SECRET to be revealed Saturday 26th September at 7PM.

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Will1999

Pauline is one nasty bitch

Originally Posted by Will1999

Veronica is one fierce bitch

Originally Posted by Will1999

Britney is one fierce bitch

Originally Posted by Will1999

Britney grew up in Jamaica, and hence why she's one fierce bitch

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Naomi is one fierce bitch

Originally Posted by Will1999

Fat Deb is one sassy bitch

Originally Posted by Will1999

Maureen Patel is a fierce bitch

Originally Posted by Will1999

Hannah is a feisty bitch

I don't think I can handle these intricate character profiles

[Will.]

Originally Posted by MB.

I don't think I can handle these intricate character profiles

The fierce bitches <3

Tomorrows SECRET could potentially involve the great Elroy Williams.

[Will.]

SNEAK PREVIEW OF TODAYS EPISODE:

"In a shocking live episode a huge secret is revealed which will change the face of Will1999's Mall forever, but what consequences does the secret hold? The gut wrenching episode will follow the recent events in the Mall, are you ready to come face to face with the secret?

Beryl's killer identity will be revealed in the gripping episode."

[Will.]

Producer of the Will1999 Mall gives us an exclusive interview on the hit TIBB show!

"I think tonights episode will really help people know that anything can happen on the show, it really is shocking but clever at the same time - I hope viewers will be pleased. "

What does the secret involve?

I couldn't possibly tell yet, it's a good one though, I pitched the idea and people really fell in love with it, the viewers will be more than satisfied. All I can say it involves Who Killed Beryl!

What were the challenges involved in tonights episode?

I think it was always coming up with a good explanation with the twist, because there's nothing worse than having a great twist/secret but not developing it well. I feel I've come up with a great reason and it should flow nicely.

How shocked will the viewers be?

I think they will be very shocked, it's definitely shocking. At first your be like "OMG", and then once every things explained your be extremely pleased.

Give us one clue on the secret?

"Not everything is as it seems", yeah I'm teasing.

So who is the killer?

I obviously can't reveal it, I'm sworn to not tell. It's someone who's been a big character but has faded recently. When it's revealed you will definitely be like this is odd, why would they kill her, but once it's all explained you'll love it - hopefully.

Which characters should we keep an eye on this series?

Hmm, I think definitely Kathy and Norah, this season is all about how they progress in their relationship, there being worked very hard this season. A lot of the characters this season will be quiet for a while, but after a few weeks it goes "bang", and then there be loads of storylines.

So what is this season all about?

Well, obviously it's about this whole "Secret" plot, we wanted to carry on the season 1 finale into season 2, there very much connected. Our main aim was to refresh the show, It was getting a little stale, but now it's in its element. We also have the Baby storyline which is very shocking, that will conclude very soon.

The second half is very much "bang, bang," we're going to throw in loads of plots and storyline, and not have a major one.

Then once the season finale comes, everything will change, it will be bigger than the first.

What will happen in the far future of Will1999 Mall?

Well, I already know what will happen after the mall, it's very different, but it will be interesting. We can really have some fun with the next big idea, very few characters will continue to carry on in the next season.

This season really is the season of "Death."

[Will.]

8 hours to go!

[Pete.]

Wasn't this once a quiz