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06-10-2015, 08:15 AM | #1 | |||
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OK - so you and your friends are camping in some remote woods. It's 3 am and a bright light and gentle humming sound awakes you. You peer through the tent flaps and through the trees, see an actual 1000% genuine UFO landing about 50 metres from you.
What would you do? Would you brick it and wake your mates then scarper? Or - like me - would you wake them and move closer to the UFO to secretly watch what develops? If you then saw Aliens disembark from the craft, would you stay still or would you show yourself and try to make contact? Last edited by kirklancaster; 06-10-2015 at 08:17 AM. |
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06-10-2015, 08:23 AM | #2 | |||
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I'd shank every last one of them.
Welcome to Earth, now **** off we don't have no jobs for you ya scroungers. |
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06-10-2015, 08:25 AM | #3 | |||
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I would look it in the Eye
if I got a bad vibe I would slowly walk Backwards while watching it 100% |
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06-10-2015, 08:25 AM | #4 | |||
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And another thing before some fluffy comes on and calls me racist, these aliens right they go wherever the chuff they want, they steal our resources, make a mess of people's crops and rape all our crazy people. They are scum every last one of them and I don't want to end up living next door to one cos they don't have no respect for our laws and culture.
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06-10-2015, 08:26 AM | #5 | |||
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06-10-2015, 08:28 AM | #6 | |||
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06-10-2015, 08:32 AM | #7 | |||
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No think about the positives I could drive mine into to a Bankers Office via basement entrance and use its powers to buy and sell fast. |
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06-10-2015, 08:39 AM | #8 | |||
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The facts are these aliens are a law unto themselves and they have been responsible for some of the greatest mass exctinction events in our history. We had to send Will Smith to destroy a giant mother ship in space, chuck glasses of water onto another set of aliens that tried to steal our people, nuke a site from orbit in LV-426 because if just one of the bastards got to earth it would be the end of all of us and God forbid any of those stupid Martians come back to earth with flu jabs we've really fhucked it. What on earth makes you think they will integrate into our society and be good citizens? |
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06-10-2015, 08:53 AM | #9 | |||
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06-10-2015, 09:04 AM | #10 | |||
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No not all of them if they come the 2nd Earth they will be more advanced I will tell it No Sex with with me but when we make the money in the bankers office I will drive it to Soho find a Hooker pay her cash and extra as its not normal human then wait for it to finish. |
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06-10-2015, 09:07 AM | #11 | |||
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06-10-2015, 09:28 AM | #12 | |||
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You know my methods
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i would kill them and eat them
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06-10-2015, 09:32 AM | #13 | |||
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06-10-2015, 09:32 AM | #14 | |||
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06-10-2015, 09:37 AM | #15 | |||
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This is the most terrifying scenario i can think of. I'm soo scared of UFOs.
I think i'd be too terrified to move, and would probably end up being abducted, **** that sucks. anyways, this is basically like the real life Allagash Incident... for anyone that hasn't heard of it... enjoy this terrifying story...
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Don't be afraid to be weak. Last edited by lostalex; 06-10-2015 at 09:39 AM. |
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06-10-2015, 10:35 AM | #16 | |||
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07-10-2015, 07:49 AM | #17 | |||
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call 999 and ask for the coast guard
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07-10-2015, 08:10 AM | #18 | |||
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Nothing wrong with Aliens
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07-10-2015, 08:15 AM | #19 | |||
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