[kirklancaster]

She was made for me, everybody tells me so.
She was made for me, don't pretend that you don't know.

She, can come, and live with me, there's space up in my attic.
And we will feast on Kinky Sex, 'cos she's a Hungry Sex-Game Fanatic.
And afterwards, she'll say Oooh Kirk, I had the most fantastic time
Cos you quenched my sexual thirst, and made this lover whine.

She was made for me, everybody tells me so.
She was made for me, don't pretend that you don't know.

But I will shoot out of that bed, faster than a Human Cannonball
If she asks me one more time, to get active with animals.
I can't stand the thought that she, loves vegemite on Ryvita
'Cos I prefer the type of woman who is more of a meat-eater.

Poor Atheist Beryl will turn religious, when she sees my rod,
And she'll scream; 'Oh Sweet Jesus' and 'Oh my ******* God'.
But She was made for me, everybody tells me so
She was made for me, don't pretend that you don't know.

Sign me up, sign me up - I need a Toy Girl.